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Funny military memes, B.S., and shotgun club!

Discussion in 'Military' started by wilcam47, Apr 12, 2018.

  1. Jan 10, 2023 at 1:54 PM
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    CaptAmerica

    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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  2. Jan 10, 2023 at 2:24 PM
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  3. Jan 11, 2023 at 7:50 AM
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  4. Jan 11, 2023 at 8:02 AM
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    smartbomb rcvr/xmtr

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    I remember being in SUT and one of the OC's was chasing me with the god gun. I had a weapon and my ruck on and he was slick, the poor dude didn't catch me.

    I was the last dude alive from what he decided was a poor danger area crossing (I disagree) and I just think he wanted to take a break from walking lanes. so he killed everyone with direct fire, no arty sims.
    it was gen 1 MILES and he wanted to give me a major minus for messing with my MILES. I guess he thought I used a cotter pin on my harness or something.

    nope, my harness checked out fine. the OIC just laid it out for the lane walker, "look dude, you couldn't hit him with a laser gun that can kill everything. That's a fair assessment of evading direct fire if I ever saw one"
    for safety's sake I switched out my harness and went back to my team. that walker fucked with me the rest of SUT.

    quiet professional my ass.
     
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  5. Jan 11, 2023 at 12:07 PM
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    I got a bronchitis casualty card and told to shut the fuck up one time for telling an OC he was a retarded piece of shit when their VBIED magically evaded fire from 3 Bradley’s while driving up a straight road.
     
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  6. Jan 11, 2023 at 5:56 PM
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    smartbomb rcvr/xmtr

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    well, at least it wasn't tubal pregnancy. I got one of those once
     
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  7. Jan 11, 2023 at 6:15 PM
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  8. Jan 12, 2023 at 5:50 AM
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    Pchop Beavis Killer

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    How the fuck could that be a card and why would you get it, you're a dude? You were in back when I was. Women didn't start getting into units until end of '94-'95'ish. And a chic would know if she had an ectopic preg. before she got into a combat situation anyhow (speaking for todays bullshit the military has to deal with).
    The gov't knows no bounds for retardation.
     
  9. Jan 12, 2023 at 8:49 PM
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  10. Jan 13, 2023 at 6:31 AM
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  11. Jan 13, 2023 at 2:41 PM
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    FOB Rustimayah Iraq 2006
     
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    The struggle is/was real.
     
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  18. Jan 17, 2023 at 10:17 AM
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    uploadadventure It’s all @ColoradoTJ’s fault

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