Funny military memes, B.S., and shotgun club!

It’s all fun and games until you screw up so bad that they have you out there vacuuming up snow.

 

I have a very close friend who dislocated his shoulder and tore several tendons from throwing hand grenades.

I should get him a water balloon launcher.

 

Vacuuming cracks on the flightline.

 

it's worse when you stay in longer and they start playing around with uniform patterns.

BDUs, two different DCU styles (three if you count the three-colors with the different sized collars), the grey digital abortions, and then the newest totally-not-Multicam. then you have the dress uniform changing from green to blue, then back to kinda-greenish tan.

I was part of the end-user field testing for BDU replacement, so I had even more to deal with. don't blame me for the static-grey UCP bullshit... I never saw that option. my vote was for the digital multicam with the chest pockets angled outward so you could reach stuff in there from the sides of your body armor.

 

I’m at four duty uniforms and two dress uniforms so far. Pretty sure I’m going to end up with the new dress uniform also since I bought my blues 11 years ago when I was in better shape and still worked out all the time. Age and injuries have slowly been winning the battle.

 

And the static ground points. Or raking up leaves, that are still on trees.

 

snow day. I'm staying home and tying fishing flies.

 

Wow