Funny names for pooping

Tacoma

 

That's when you get sick after drinking too much.

 

Taking the kids to the pool

Pinch off a clevland steamer

 

Extruding a Ford.

 

Corn-eyed brown trout
layin' a load

 

making a deposit to the underwater bank.

 

Hershey's squirt

 

aeolian deposit (stain left after an overly ambitious fart)
[SIZE=+1]ah-ah[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]alpha class (contributed by Kuestiq)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]amorphous deposit[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]anal butter (contributed by STONEB0LD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]anal outlet (contributed by Screechr86)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]anal output[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]anal snakes (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]anal stainall (contributed by Robin T.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]apu (contributed by Filthyn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]argol[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ass apple[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ass astronaughts (contributed by Matt)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ass explosion (result of eating greasy or oily foods -- contributed by Stephen C.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ass flakes (contributed by Lordmetal3)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ass goblins (contributed by Lordmetal3)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ass kabobs (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ass monkeys (contributed by Lunacy)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]awk (contributed by Ranbonyinger)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]awkie (contributed by Ranbonyinger)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]baby boy or girl (contributed by Catgsg21)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bean (contributed by ShutUrMouth)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bean strings (little strings that sometimes hang off turds - contributed by David C.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ben (Japanese - contributed by Ghoulslime)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]big ol' Texan (contributed by Timzx)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]black banana[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]blind eels (contributed by ELDRM)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]blivic (10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]BM[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]body wax[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bollio (Spanish - pronounced "bo-yo" - contributed by Erica and Alison)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bologna stix (contributed by SWEATY4)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bomb dump (a poop that hits the water with such intensity that water is splashed all over one's buttocks)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Bondi cigar (from the Austrailian Bondi Beach, where such objects are seen floating in the water - contributed by Bobo)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]boo-boo (when in pants)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bootycakes (contributed by Lunacy)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]boulder[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bowel movement[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]brown balls (contributed by Lordmetal3)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]brown bear coming out of his cave (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]brown birds (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]brown bobbin' ball (contributed by WD714)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]brown bomb (contributed by IVIaDmAn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]brown cock (contributed by Popi8899)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]brown dildo (contributed by Popi8899)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]brown dragons (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]brown hotdog (contributed by Robert P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]brownie[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]brown remnants (contributed by Robert P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]brown trout (contributed by Maxisguy)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bum brownie[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bum nuggets (contributed by Erica and Allison)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bun fudge (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]business[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]butt butter (contributed by Chris B.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]butt clusters (contributed by Jrandolo)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]butt gnome (contributed by popothepoop)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]butt mud (contributed by joe)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]butt nugget turdies (contributed by Babygirl)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]butt nut (contributed by Yourmamy)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]button[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]byun (Korean - contributed by Ghoulslime)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]caca (Mexican slang - contributed by Brandon P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cagada (Mexican)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cagadita (Mexican Spanish for small poop - contributed by Brandon P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cagadota (Mexican Spanish for huge poop - contributed by Brandon P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]calabaza (Mexican Spanish slang, literally "pumpkin" - contributed by Brandon P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]carbuncles (contributed by SWEATY4)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chi-chi[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chicken pecking out of one's butt (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chit (from south of the border - contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chocolate banana[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chocolate bread loaf (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chocolate channel chewie[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chocolate delight (contributed by ITZtheRUFFrydaz)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chocolate exports (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chocolate hostage (contributed by Smithy of Australia)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chocolate soldier (contributed by Mike K.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]choda (contributed by SWEATY4)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Chubacca chunks (contributed by Screechr86)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chunks (contributed by Stairmaster33)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chunky poop (contributed by DaBizKit)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chyme clay (contributed by Robin T.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cigar fish (refers to a turd in the surf or bath - contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]clinker[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cocky[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]codswallop[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]coeliac flux[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]coeliac passion[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]colon cannonballs (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]colon cobras (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]corndogs[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]corn eyed brown trout (contributed by Renee C.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]corn eyed butt snake (contributed by Lowing9763)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]corn kernal poopie (contributed by Abeoww99)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]corn loaf[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]corn massacre (contributed by Cheetah)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]corn porphyry[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]crab apples (contributed by PGotelli)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]crap[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]crapola[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]crapsters (contributed by Filthyniga)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]creamy butt nuggets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]crud[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]crusty critters (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]crut (French)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cupcakes (contributed by Filthyniga)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dark catsup (contributed by SurfWithCowz)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dead soldier[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]defecation[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dejecta[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]demo (Russian - contributed by Gray)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]digested Crayola box (contributed by Cheetah)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dirt[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]diver down (contributed by Kuestiq)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]do-do[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dobby[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dollup (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dong (Korean - contributed by Ghoulslime)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]doo[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]doobs[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]doodie[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]doodle (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]doodly-squat[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]doo-doo (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dookie[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dookie doo[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dookie-doop-droop (contributed by Lunacy)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]down periscope (contributed by Cheetah)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dreck (Yiddish)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drol (Dutch)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dropping[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dump[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dumpette[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dung[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Dunkin' Donuts (contributed by KingofDucks)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Easter Bunny's present (contributed by Cheetah)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]egesta[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ejecta[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ejectamenta[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]excrement[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]excreta[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Exlax excretion (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]exuviae[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]fart surprise (unexpected poopies - contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]fecal browns (contributed by Red)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]fecal matter (contributed by Filthyn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]fecal pellet[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]feces[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]feces freeway find[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]feculence[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]flabby chunks (contributed by Jawsoccer48)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]floater (one that won't flush)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]floaties (little floating ones - contributed by David C.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]foeces[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]food baby (contributed by Floyd of California)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]the fourth teletubby (contributed by Neonpax)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]frightened turtle (contributed by ShutUrMouth)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]fudge[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]fudge brownie[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]funky monkey (contributed by ILuvDAC)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]glade plug-ins (contributed by Robert P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]glitch[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]gobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]gobjobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]golden brownies (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]googe[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]govno (Russian)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]grandpas (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]grunties (contributed by BLAH0761)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ha-ha[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ham (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]hardened fudge nuggets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]hawky[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]hell's candy (contributed by Yourmamy)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]himno (Ukrainian)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]hockey[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]hocky[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Hoffenmist (German)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ho-hoes (contributed by Filthyn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]honey[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]hoya[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]hyzenga[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ice cream (from the Cheech and Chong movie, Up in Smoke - contributed by Fry)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Indian rug burns (contributed by GodspeeDB)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]intestinal sculpture (contributed by Dan and Vicky H.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Irish shave[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]jakes[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]jobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]jobby (Glasgow)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]john dillinger (contributed by Mary S.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]jujubees (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]junglebug (contributed by 95.j.baskaya)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]kaka[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]kakashka (Russian "piece of poop" - contributed by Gray)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]keech (Glasgow)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]keester cakes (contributed by Allison, Erica and Kelly)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]kiki[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]kisses (contributed by Autumn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]kuso (Japanese - contributed by Ghoulslime)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]lientary[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]lienteria[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]lincoln logs (contributed by Shawne L.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]little army men (contributed by Filthyn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]load[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]loaf[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]log[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]looloos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]lump (contributed by ShutUrMouth)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]lumpy fart[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]majon (Spanish - a big turd - contributed by Junibomb)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]marbles (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]marble shits (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]McShits (the shit you get after eating at McDonalds) (contributed by Jen)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]merda (Italian and Spanish - contributed by Gray)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]merde (French)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]mess[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]miercoles (Mexican Spanish slang, literally "Wednesday" - contributed by Brandon P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]mierda (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]mierde (Spanish)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]minga[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Mississippi mud (contributed by SSCriminl2)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]mojon (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]monglin cluster shit (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]monkey tail (contributed by Julia1G)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]monsters that can choke donkeys (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]mooky-stinks (contributed by MonkeyCube)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]moomoos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Mr. Hanky (contributed by IceCube239)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]muck[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]muky stinks (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]mud bunny[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]mudfat balls (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]nib[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]nip[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]nookie cookie (contributed by IceCube239)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]nugs (contributed by Lunacy)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]number two[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]nunny (contributed by Fullten2)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]oples and bononos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ordure[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]package (contributed by Poopmaster)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]pancake[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]peanut butter poop (poop that resembles chunky peanut butter - contributed by KickBaba)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]pellets (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]pile[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]pipicaca (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]plop[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poo[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poop[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poop deck (contributed by Cheetah)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poopie[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poopie doobles (contributed by Abs0lutelynot)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poopie pie (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poopies (contributed by Allison and Lauren)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]pooplets (contributed by Rachel)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poopness (contributed by Filthyn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poop on a log (contributed by Allison and Lauren)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poop on a stick (contributed by Allison and Lauren)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poopoo[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poo-poo platter (contributed by Steve)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poopsey (contributed by Filthyn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poopsie lala[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poopstains (smears of poop in the underwear) (contributed by Thomas)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poopsters (contributed by Filthyn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]potty animals (contributed by Filthyn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]product of Uranus[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]pudding (contributed by LUGZONU)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]puddin' taine (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]pung (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]race time (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]rectal feedback (contributed by Robert P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]rectum warriors (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]returds (contributed by Filthyn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]root beer float (contributed by 2 stupid people)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]scat (contributed by Codydavipr)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Scheisse (German - contributed by Gray)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]schijt (Dutch)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]scrapper (contributed by TronDX)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]scuba divers (contributed by Filthyn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]sea pickle (contributed by JKOTE1)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]sewage[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]sewer serpents (contributed by SWEATY4)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]sewer trout[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shat (contributed by Blink182qp)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shit[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shit brick (contributed by Allison and Lauren)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shite[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shitlets (contributed by Robert P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shit on a shingle (contributed by Junibomb)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shit on a stick (contributed by LUGZONU)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shitsicles (frozen poop - contributed by DopeyAS)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shitsters (contributed by Filthyn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shiza (German - contributed by ECWBalls)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]sissy (contributed by Lisa L.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]skata (Greek)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Skeet (Danish - contributed by Mary S.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]smelly seaweed (contributed by Robert P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]smoked ham (contributed by SWEATY4)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]snap (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]soil[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]space slug (contributed by Neonpax)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]sphincter spear (contributed by Robert P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]splasher (contributed by Yourmamy)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]squat[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]S.R.T. (from a child's misspelling of "shit" - contributed by HtsCheese)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Stanley Steamer (contributed by HottNikkels54)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]steamer[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]stercoration[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]stercum (Latin - contributed by John M.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]stinky log (contributed by Greg I.L.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]stinky pinky (contributed by Silky)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]stool[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Stoolgang (German)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]stoolie[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]stuff[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]submarine[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Super Shit Man (contributed by Filthyn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]sweet violet[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]tahi (Malay)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]taki (Chamoru)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]tangy butt nuts (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]tatertots (contributed by GodspeeDB)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]team meeting (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]that ain't chocolate puddin'! (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]thirty second buzz (contributed by Nrdbmber)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]tinky winky (contributed by Filthyn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]toast[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]toileteers (contributed by Screechr86)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]toilet orphan (contributed by Robin T.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]toilet twinkie (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]tom cruise missiles (contributed by Sickness74)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]tootsie roll[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]tord (Old English)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]toxic turdeys (contributed by LaysTatoChips222)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]toy-toy[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]tree trunks (contributed by Lordmetal3)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]tukhus matter[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]turd[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]turd tunnel tasty[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]turtle head poking out (contributed by METALLICA8681 and Cardicum)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]turtle tail (contributed by Kris)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]tutti (Hindi - contributed by PRECIOUS8582)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]uchra (Arabic - contributed by Lilliz23456)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]unko (Japanese - contributed by Rik)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]wad[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]water log (contributed by Yourmamy)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]the whole shebang (contributed by ShutUrMouth)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]wolf bait (contributed by Lunacy)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]yellow submarine (contributed by Filthy)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]yetto[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]yit[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]yukky[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Poop (to do it, the verbs)[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]air out the anus (contributed by Neonpax)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]air out the ass (contributed by Neonpax)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]arc one out[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ass sneezing (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]awk one's pants (contributed by Ranbonyinger)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]back the big brown caddy out of the garage (contributed by JERGENISDEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ba-doop (from the sound of a turd striking the water)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bajsa (Swedish)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bake brownies (contributed by ShutUrMouth)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]big jobby (contributed by "concerned about crap")[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bite a train (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]blast a dookie (invented by Sonicpat and contributed by Stairmaster33)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]blast the pinworm cannon (contributed by drwho)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bloop (from the sound it makes hitting the water - contributed by Mary S.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]blow[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]blow some mud[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bob for apples (contributed by Neonpax)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bog[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]buang air besar (Malay, lit.: "to throw big water")[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]build a log cabin[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]burners (poop that burns after eating spicy food - contributed by torrance crump)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bury cable (contribted by Dave R.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bust a crumpy (contributed by Megaera)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bust a grumpy (contributed by HottNikkels54)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bust a dook (contributed by Nrdbmber)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bust a shit (contributed by SpRyOko700)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bust ass (contributed by STFALCONS)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cagando (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]call one's uncle[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]christen the comfort station (contributed by Silky)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chuck the football (contributed by Neonpax)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]clean one's colon (contributed by Big Will)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]clear the air[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]clip a biscuit (contributed by Melissa R.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cocken (Yiddish)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cook some beans (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cop a shit[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]crap[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cut off a load (contributed by Bigbear1289)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]defecate[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]desecrate the throne room[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dirty one's diaper (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dispatch a Yankee (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dive bomb[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]do a dog[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]do business with John (contributed by popothepoop)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]doodle (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]do one's daily duty (or doody)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]do one's dirt[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]do poopsie[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]do some paperwork (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]do the backdoor trot (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]do the doo (contributed by Big Will)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]down the periscope (contributed by Neonpax)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]down the proctoscope (contributed by Megaera)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]download 5MB (or 10MB for a larger poop) (contributed by Mitch of California)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drop a bomb (contributed by Tommie and by TrollForce Programming Team)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drop a brick (contributed by LUGZONU)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drop a chalupa (contributed by Beacher)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drop a deuce (contributed by Skiba)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drop a fat load (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drop a load[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drop an atomic bomb (contributed by Lauren)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drop a nuke (contributed by ArchDelux46)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drop ass goblins (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drop a stinky log (contributed by Greg I.L.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drop a wad in the porcelain god[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drop doo-doo depth charges (contributed by Bill B. of Philly)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drop musTURD gas (contributed by Bill B. of Philly)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drop one from the poop deck (contributed by Lauren)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drop one's wax[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drop some bait[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drop some friends off at the lake (contributed by Cardicum)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drop the kids off at the pool (contributed by Shmoozie2 and JKOTE1)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drown a mud bunny (contributed by church)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dump[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dump a dead grandma (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dump a load[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dump truck (contributed by AllyBallyGirl)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ease nature[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]een drol draaien (Dutch)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]eject a round brown disc (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]empty the manure spreader[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]empty the poop shoot (contributed by IVIaDmAn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]evacuate one's bowels[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]excrete fecal matter (contributed by Neonpax)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]expel (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]expunge (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]feed the dog[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]feed the goldfish[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]fill the pot (contributed by Mary S.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]fire rear thrusters (contributed by Bill B. of Philly)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]float a log (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]flunk a dunk (contributed by Claudia O.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]free the chickens from the coop (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]free the legless dog to sea (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]frisbee a bun fudge (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]frog a log (contributed by Karl P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]gagas (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]get a burning desire to sit on porcelain[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]give birth to a black eel (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]give birth to a food baby (contributed by Floyd of California)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]give birth to a marine[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]give birth to a VB programmer (contributed by Badabing)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]give birth to submarines[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]give of oneself[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]give sacrifice to the porcelain god (contributed by Eric P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]go backwards[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]go clip a yam (contributed by Alicia of Irvine, CA)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]go cocky[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]go for a Tom Tit (Cockney)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]go grunt[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]go number 2 (contributed by Cardicum)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]go pop[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]go stinky[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]go to bog[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]go to the library[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]grow a tail (contributed by JBridgeE)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]grump (contributed by Sawa)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]grunt (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]hang a rat (contributed by Red)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]have a bowel movement[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]have a turtle head poke out (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]have some fun (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]help out Dunkin' Donuts (contributed by KingofDucks)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]hit the can[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]honey dip[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]jakksy (Polish - contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]jumpers away (contributed by Lowing9763)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]kakat (Russian - contributed by Gray)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]kaknel (Armenian - contributed by PorschFrk)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]kill a dead eagle (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]launch a log (contributed by Big Will)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]launch a sub (contributed by Kuestiq)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]lay a brown egg (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]lay a deuce (contributed by xxfredxx)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]lay bricks (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]lay cable (contributed by Mary S.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]lay pipe (contributed by CHZS1219)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]lay a turd[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]lay some sledge (contributed by LUGZONU)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]leave a deposit[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]leave a shit[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]let a brown snake out of the cave (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]let out the pooch (contributed by dean)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]let the dogs loose (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]let the firetrucks loose (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]lose a farting contest[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]lose ten pounds in one minute[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]make[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]make a caca (contributed by Cardicum)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]make a chocolate hamburger (contributed by WD714)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]make a deposit in the drop box (contributed by Nrdbmber)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]make a deposit in the porcelain bank (contributed by Mgobluefan)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]make a house (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]make a little junk (contributed by SurfWithCowz)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]make a loaf[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]make a pass (as in drag racing - contributed by Jake)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]make everything come out all right[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]make poopie[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]make room (contributed by Beij B.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]make the donuts (contributed by KingofDucks)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]make the people in the apartment below scream in agony (contributed by Jammanz1)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]man the deck (contributed by Cheetah)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]meditate[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]misfart[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]mold an action figure (contributed by SpongeBob)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]move the mail (contributed by Jill W.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]murder a mud bunny (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]murder a shit (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]park a load[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]pass the ass bass (contributed by Beij. B)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]pay a visit to the old soldier's home[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]pay one's doctor bill[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]pinch a loaf[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]piss backwards[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]pitch a log (contributed by Claudia O.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]plant potatoes[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]plop a load[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]plunk (contributed by Tracy W.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poop[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poot (contributed by Cello6909)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]press a loaf[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]purp (contributed by BecK98MjR)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]push brown (contributed by Cheetah)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]recycle some cellulose[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]refill the bowl with chili (contributed by ML CAR AUDIO)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]release the chocolate hostage (contributed by Smithy of Australia)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]relieve oneself[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]relieve the bowels[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]revolve the beavers (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ride the porcelain pony[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]scheissen (German - contributed by Gray)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]send a fax (contributed by lin)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]send a log to float (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]send some sailors to sea (contributed by Lowing9763)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shake one's grates (contributed by Melissa R.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shit (contributed by Gray)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shoot ("George Carlin says that shoot is shit with two o's" - contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shoot a dog[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shoot bunnies (contributed by James Y., Alabama)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shump (contributed by Sagoria23)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]sink submarines[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]sit on the crapper (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]sit on the throne[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]sit on the throne of porcelain (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]skita (Swedish)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]smell up the house with horrible turd fumes (contributed by Jammanz1)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]smoke a brown dooby (contributed by Neonpax)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]soil one's pants[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]sparkle (contributed by Dazed)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]spend a penny (British)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]spike a bird's nose (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]sprout a tail (contributed by CoreyW66)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]squat[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]squat and push (contributed by popothepoop)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]squeeze a fresh slurpy (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]step into the office (for adults who spend an excessive time in the bathroom at work - contributed by Jake)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]stinky doop (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]stock the pond with some brown trout (contributed by TULLSPRING)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]take a crap[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]take a digi (contributed by Kralltown)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]take a duke (contributed by Whrlaway41)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]take a dump[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]take a good crap[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]take a lovely (contributed by Dwheeler4jesus)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]take a plane crash - no survivors (contributed by Preston G.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]take a plumper (contributed by J78CHEEKS)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]take a rest (contributed by Cardicum)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]take a shit[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]take a snap (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]take care of one's business[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]take the Browns to the Super Bowl (contributed by Floyd of California)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]take the mains offline and eject the warp coil (contributed by Paul S.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]talk to a man about a horse (contributed by Aussie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]throw a chip (contributed by RadBrit)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]torque a wicked cable (from Final Destination - contributed by Catman1229, ICQ 60092705)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]trash the hash (contributed by Neonpax)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]unhitch a load[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]unload[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]visit Mr. Hanky (contributed by SurfWithCowz)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]visit the chamber of commerce[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]void one's bowels[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]wash the walls (contributed by Silky)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]william shattnering (contributed by nic and friends)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]work on a grunt sculpture (contributed by Chris B.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]yell at Mrs. Johnson (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]

 

[SIZE=+1]Diarrhea[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]angry firefighters (contributed by Big Will)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Aztec two-step[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]backdoor trots[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]back door truts (contributed by CrAzYMiC98)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]back way spray (contributed by CrAzYMiC98)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Bass ass (after a night of hard drinking - contributed by Shawn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]blow mud (contributed by Lowing9763)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]blow out (contributed by Mary S.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]boggy[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]booty hole burnout (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]booze poos (same meaning as Bud mud - contributed by Marc K.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bottom barf (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]brown bubbles (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]brown gatorade (contributed by Robert P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]brown river[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Bud mud (after a night of hard drinking - contributed by Shawn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]burning urge (contributed by Big Will)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]butt dribblets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]butt drool (contributed by Stinky)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]butt gravy (contributed by Lowing9763)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]butt juice (contributed by Schlilo)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]butt piss (contributed by Timzx)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]butt puke (contributed by Jill W.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]butt squeezings (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Captain D (contributed by torrance crump)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cha cha agua (Spanish - literally "shit water" - contributed by Captain Jeremy H.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chocolate explosion (contributed by Patrick R.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chocolate thunder (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chorro (Mexican Spanish for "You got the flu in your hole" - contributed by Brandon P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]churras (Puerto Rican slang - contributed by Jeannie H.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]colly wobs[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]colon blow (contributed by Lowing9763)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Delhi belly[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]diarea (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]diarrhea[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]diatreme[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dingbats[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]down-dru-me's (Notre Dame Bay, Newfoundland)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]drizzly shits[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Dünnschiss (German - contributed by Gray)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Durchfall (German - contributed by Gray)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]fireworks (contributed by Redwing2004)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]flats (contributed by Mary S.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]foul-up (when you don't make it to the toilet in time - contributed by Steve D.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]galloping trots (contributed by Danny K. of Florida)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]G.I. shits[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]G.I. trots[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]G.I.'s[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]golf course accident (contributed by Marc K.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]gravy[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]green-apple quickstep[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]green apple spatters (contributed by Top Dog)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]green apple splatters (contributed by Critic221)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]green apple squirts (contributed by ITZtheRUFFrydaz)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]grizzly shits[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Havana omelet (contributed by Rick N.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Hershey squirts[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]hibbey-jibbies[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]hog cholera[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]human expresso machine (contributed by Patrick R.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]jalapeno tugboat ride (contributed by Rick N.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Jerry-go-nimble[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Johnny trots[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]liquid poop (contributed by LUGZONU)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]lucy bowels[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]lurkies[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Mexican heartburn[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Montezuma's revenge[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]movies[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Mr. Poopy Pants (contributed by Jill W.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]mudslide (contributed by Allbiz74)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Nefertiti's revenge (diarrhea that afflicts one in Egypt - contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]oil spill (contributed by Jill W.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]oohs and ahs (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]pee butt (contributed by Trinitey2000)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Pennsylvania quickstep (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Pharaoh's revenge[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]pizzarhea (runs resulting from the consumption of pizza)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ponos (Russian - contributed by Gray)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poopsie-lao[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]puke out one's asshole (contributed by Fartinabox)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]red anal rovers (contributed by Big Will)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]runs[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Russian shits[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]rusty water (British - contributed by Sarah and Kevin)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]San Francisco shits (contributed by Calvin T.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]sauerkraut surge (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]scires (contributed by Barny44627)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]screaming mimis[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]scudders[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]scurvies (contributed by Barny44627)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]scutters (Notre Dame Bay, Newfoundland)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shitathlon[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shits[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shitting through a screen door and never touching a wire (contributed by Steve D.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shooting soup (contributed by TOOMS722)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shorts[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]sizzling shits (contributed by Mary S.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]skithers (Quebec English)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]skitters (Quebec English)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]slides (contributed by Sickness74)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]slippery poo[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]slurry[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]spit-winkle (contributed by CCITurlo)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]squiddle (contributed by Mary S.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]squirters[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]squirts[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]squitters[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]sul-sa (Korean - contributed by TJumper78)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]summer complaint[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]supersonic sewer sauce[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]tapass (contributed by SwimDFly15)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ten-twenties (10 seconds to shit, 20 minutes to wipe)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]toilet bowl stew (contributed by Patrick R.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]touristas[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]trots[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]trout chili (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]turkey trots[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]urgents[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Vienna squirts (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]volcanic whoopies[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]waterworks (contributed by Robert P.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]watery explosive (contributed by Sara C.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]weeping drizzlies (diarrhea resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol and Mexican food - contributed by James W.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]wild butt (contributed by TReVO)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Animal Droppings[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]alley apples (urban horse deposit)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]backyard trot treats (dog)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bird lime[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bolus (rodent)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bovidung (cow)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]buffalo chips[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]calling card (dog)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]carabao biscuits[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cattle cookies[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chimp chunks[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chocolate chips (rodent, rabbit)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]clam crunchies[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cocoa puffs (rodent, rabbit)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]coo plab (cow - Scotland)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cow chips[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cow farts (Newfoundland)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cow flops[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cow patties[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cow pies[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cow plate (Newfoundland)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cow platter (Newfoundland)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cow plop[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cowslip[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dog dirt[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dog doo[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dog logs[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dog mess[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]doggy doolie[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]doggy sausage[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]droppings[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dung (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dung patties (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]elephant cookies[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]elk duds (contributed by Autumn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]fecal pellets[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]fewmets[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]flops (cow)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]fly specks[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]frass (caterpillar)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]free souveniers (horse, cow)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]goat tobacco (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]good luck (dog)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]guano (bat, bird)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]heifer dust[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]horse apples[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]horse balls[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]horse hockey[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]kagatzka (goat)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]kitty bon bons (cat shit in the litter box that the dogs think is almond roca - contributed by Poopiegirl)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]koeieflap (cow - Dutch)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]land mines (dog - contributed by Timzx)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]lawn sausage (dog)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]leopard loaf[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]manure[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]meadow dressing (cow)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]meadow muffins (horse, cow)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]meadow pies (cow)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]moose berries[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]mouse darbies[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]mouse pills[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]pasture paddies (cow)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]pellets (rodent)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Polish frisbee (cow)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]poodle paddies[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]prairie chips (buffalo, cow)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]prairie fuel (buffalo, cow)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]prairie pancakes (buffalo, cow)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]prairie pastry (buffalo, cow)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]presents (dog or cat poop found on the floor in the middle of the night -- contributed by Autumn)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]rabbit balls[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]rabbit buttons[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]rabbit goobers (contributed by MidnightGlory)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]rabbit jellybeans[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]rabbit marbles[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]rabbit raisins[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]road apples (horse) (Midwestern US - contributed by NelsonAnJeanette)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]scat (contributed by Evan S.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]sheep buttons[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]sheep dip[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]smart pills (rodent, rabbit)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]surface fuel (buffalo, cow)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]tootsie rolls (dog) (contributed by CCITurlo)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]vermidung (worm)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]whitewash (bird)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Dingleberries (balls of fecal matter adhering to the hairs around the anus, either of animals or humans)[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]aarschgnoddle (Pennsylvania German)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]army balls (contributed by Poopmaster)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]clingons (Newfoundland)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]chocolate chips (contributed by Cello6909)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]cock monkeys (contributed by Keith from MA)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]conkerbells (Newfoundland)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]conkerbills (Newfoundland)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]crusty clusters (contributed by Poopmaster)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dagoberries[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dingcherries (contributed by HtsCheese)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dingle balls[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dingleberries[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dinkleberry (contributed by PorschFrk)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]gollies (New Brunswick)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]grobin (contributed by Floyd of California)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]guffies[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]john doobies[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]klingons (contributed by Tommie)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]mustangs[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]nibbits (contributed by Evan S.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]shit bollocks (British - contributed by Sarah and Kevin)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]will-nots[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]winnets (British - contributed by Sarah and Kevin)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]woven poop ("Woven poop is when poop gets caught on your bum hairs and weaves a mat." - contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Constipation[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]anal impaction[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]apathy of the anal sphincter[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bound (Newfoundland)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bound up (Newfoundland)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]bunged-up dinglebungus[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]call to stool (British medical jargon - contributed by Roberklib)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]can't get the train out of the tunnel (contributed by A.J.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]clogged up (contributed by Mary S.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]colon congestion (contributed by Big Will)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]comin' out sideways (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]constipation[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]constipation poopie-allisation (contributed by Roberklib)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]constipation proclamation (contributed by Abeoww99)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]corked (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]dry heaves of the anus[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]far-from-poopin ("German" - contributed by Clay S.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]full of shit[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]ghost poopie (contributed by Abeoww99)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]having one stuck sideways (contributed by Jesse B.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]having two Thanksgiving dinners (contributed by Big Will)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]hung chow (contributed by Porchdance)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]irregularity[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]log jam (contributed by Mary S.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]plugged up[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]pop-a-vein in the forehead poopy (contributed by Mary S.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]rectal congestion[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]redwoods (contributed by Mary S.)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]the strains[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]stuck up[/SIZE]

 

there goes our fun

 

sorry always been a party pooper... pardon the pun

 

making bears

 

That's puking. I think you mean driving the porcelain bus.

 

or paying homage to the porcelain gods

 

I have to go spackle the ceiling.....................

 

Droppin Heat

 

Launchin the meat canoe

Gotta see a man about a Walabe (that one is from Finding Nemo)

 

budlight