Funny names for pooping

Taking a slam
Taking a Joe (as in Joe Dirt)

 

dueceing

 

Pressure washing the Oval office

 

Gorilla finger.

 

Revival of this awesome thread...

I'm touching cloth (that's actually what you say if you've gotta duke real bad)

 

its actually called touching cotton but whatever


"spackling your hanes"

 

I like these names..

 

Download the brown file
Squeeze a stink pickle
Snap one off

 

The stink pickle...that is great man.

 

Thanks!! There's a million I can't think of right now!!

 

Droppin' a Dookie

 

Touching cotton is a little more specific than cloth, but I like it though.

 

I thought "snap one off" referred to rubbing one out?!?

 

We always called letting one go in the ocean a "sea pickle."

Gotta take a (insert buddies full name). To which someone responds be sure to wipe your (insert someone else).

 

we call that prarie-doggin

 

That's great.

Back in the Air Force, I had two NCOs in my section, one by the name of TSgt Ackett and MSgt Jenkins. When I walked out of my office headed to the crapper, I'd say, "Man, it's hot, I gotta to go wipe the Ackett leakin' out of my Jenkins!"

Good times.

 

1 Gotta go make a supervisor,
2 Gotta have a KIKI

 

pinching a loaf.

 

When I worked at Best Buy in the early 2000s, If you had to go #2, we always referred to it as "going to sniff the seats!"

 

Larry the Cable Guy says in his movie, Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, that "There's a brown snake playing peekaboo with his butthole!!," meaning he has to take a D! The first time I heard that I almost had a seizure laughing so hard!!