Funny Pranks......

On college, on the Computer Lab i used to switch the mouses and keyboard connections to the next computer... of course the prank was just for a few seconds until they figured out what was happening but was fun though....

On the parking lot, me and a friend carried a shoe shine liquid wax, and we used to put price tags on the cars windows, with messages like $$ Cheap $$ or $$you want it, is yours $$, $$ top of the art $$... aaa good times

Another joke we pulled was putting rocks and bricks on someones backpack, one time a guy took his backpack home for the weekend, he didn't realized why it was so heavy until Monday.....

 

before high school let out for the summer, me and a buddy stole this kids keys. this kid was a dick head. so we stole the keys and moved his car WAY out of the parking lot. when he went to look for his car he though it got stolen. he had his parents up there and everything. so we left and the kid was really pissed off. but the funny thing is my buddy still has his keys. the kid had to get a spare key made just to drive his car.

 

my favorite one from school was getting the cracked LCD pictures from google image then setting it to view full screen on someones computer. Then you unplug the mouse and keyboard so they think the screen is screwed up. This one can take hours for people to figure out.

 

i gotta try it

 

a friend of mine was about to get married and his future inlaws came to town to meet him. he and his fiance' were already living together. while my friend and his woman were gone at work and her parents were at their house and i called and they awnsered. i informed them i was looking for..and i said his full name. they said he was not there and could they take a msg. i told them i was Abdul from Abduls Quick Stop and if he didnt come and pick up his bad checks totaling over $500 making this a felony, in the next 24hrs. i was turning them into the document squad from the PD. hahaha they were freaking out i told them he must call as soon as he got home. i knew when he got home and i beat him there. they invited me to wait. he got home and the in laws told them they needed to see him in the backroom for a min. they were back there about 20mins. he came out looking white as a sheet. he looked at me and i was like."what?" he knew i was about to crack. he asked me if i knew anything about the phone call they got. I lost it

the jig was up, but you knew they were wondering what kind of loser their daughter was marrying for a couple of hours. we all laughed

 

In high school the senior class always did a senior prank. A kid we knew lived on a farm and his pig just had piglets. We proceeded to throw them in our backpacks, walk into school the last day, released them between classes and let them roam the halls.
Kids were cracking up and the funniest part was, we numbered one #1 and the other #3, so they were trying for a while to find #2
Everyone knew who's piglets they were cuz he was the only one that had a farm.
we didn't get in trouble because the class before us spray painted "Class of 2002" on the roof of the BRAND NEW fitness center, and the admin was just glad we didn't deface or break anything

 

i knew some guys that got a cow on the 3rd floor of their school. Cause ya know cows can go upstairs but not down em. there was shit all on the stairs and everything

 

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My one roommate in college always ate the baked goodsmy mom would send for me. Cookies, cakes, brownies, everything! And not just a few, he ate them all while me and the other 2 guys were at the gym or whatever. Well we got sick of this mighty quick and decided to use his sweet tooth against him. While he was at work we went shopping at Wal-Mart. We found 2 Betty Crocker brownie mixes on clearance. They each served 9. We bought 2 9x9 foil pans. We also bought the Ex-Lax chocolates. There were 18 doses in 1 package - perfect! We were going to make both pans, but decided we wanted some brownies for ourselselves and made one Ex-Lax batch for him and one good batch for us. We cut the bars up in chunks so he had extra chocolatey chunky brownies and added a Hershey bars to ours - identical brownies. Well we baked these up and ate some of ours to make it look believable. Upon his return we told him how delicious they were and that he needed to try some. Well being the glutton that he was he had 3 right before bed. Nothing yet. Being the health nut that he was, he had 2 more for breakfast. I came home from class around lunch with the one buddy to find him doubled up on the couch in agony while the other was playing Halo, stifling a laugh and grinning like an idiot with his eyebrows raised and eyes watering. "Steve, are you all right?" "No, man I had to skip class. I had the shits real bad." "Geez, did you eat something?" "Yeah, I think it was that Sheetz I had last night." "That sucks. Eat some crackers and drink some Gatorade." "Nah, the only thing I can stomach right now are those delicious brownies." With that he got up and ate 2 more. He shat 9 times in an hour. He finished the brownies and missed most of his classes that week. He kept eating our cookies until we asked him to stop.

 

That is AWESOME!!! We used to do this to our pledges in my frat house. We made sure the active members didn't get any brownies with "extras", but we sure fed those to our pledges. What made it even more funny is that our Queen used to give it to them...they trusted her with all their heart...after all, she was gorgeous and sweet and she "would never do anything like that" to them. Little did they know...

 

I filled my last roommate's room, bathroom (including bathtub, and one in the toilet), and entire closet with 427 party balloons. It took me almost 4 hours with an electric air pump.

 

Once I unscrewed a shower head put a chicken bouillon cube in it and screwed it back on. When my buddy took a shower and the hot water hit it the water smelled awful and so did he. He finally stopped using all the hot water!

 

Second year on campus living in the dorms I got pissed at one of my roommates, so one night when he passed out in a drug induced stupor (luckily in his bedroom) I made a wall of seran wrap on his door. Then I took hundreds of keg cups half full and filled every square inch of the hallway in front of his door with them so in order to get out he'd have to take one, pour it into another, etc. Best part of all was that he woke up late for an exam and almost missed it completely because of my shenanigans.

 

thats some McGuyver shit right there!

 

I might have to try this one for my kids! They take real long showers. Gee, I wonder what they could be doing in there??

 

My wife's birthday was last week. I joke with her about her being soooooo much older than me (1.5 years or so) and how things start to go at old age... So I decided to do a "halfway over the hill" party for her since she was turning 30. Halfway to 60 and all that... So I had black plates, black silverware, black table cloth, and black streamers hanging off the ceiling fan. Also had a "Halfway over the hill" sign outside the door, and Barry Manilow's "Halfway over the hill" playing on the stereo.

Our families and friends showed up, thought it was great, and parked behind the barn so she wouldn't think anyone show up.

But the peace d' resistance was the cake.....

Best part was I told her about the cake I wanted to do, "but mom thought it would be over the top" so "I decided to restrain myself and not do it". Of course once I realized she would laugh about it and not be upset I phoned the order in as soon as I got to work the next day. Her first words when she saw it? "OMG!! I thought you said you weren't going to do it?!?!?!?!?!" My reply? "I lied."



And her reaction:

 

Got this one in the email a while back. You guys might have seen it already Good prank though....

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v...on=view&current=whenthewifedoesntlisten_1.flv

 

One of my friend's buddies worked in a "reproductive studies" lab a while back with another guy that wouldn't keep his work area clean. One day one of the cryo tanks failed and the "samples" thawed out and had to be dumped.....

So Rob filled the dirty guy's sink and desk drawers with the "samples" which sat there for 2-3 days until he came back in.....

 

now thats great!!!