Funny Pranks......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

telemarketer gets it

 

lmao

 

well my best friend Jenn was visiting our dorm room one night. I stole her glove and put it in the fly of my jeans. I tucked the arm of my hooded sweatshirt into the front pocket so I could stick my hand down in my pants. I slid my finger into her glove. I got her attention and she went to grab the glove. She felt my finger and assumed the worst and went running and screaming 200 yards to the other end of the building.

Weird thing is, now we are dating and she is VERY well acquainted with the real thing.

 

and she's still laughing at ya,huh?

 

all joke aside quite the contrary haha

I'll just say this, we slept together hammered on new years, and wanted to stop so we didn't make things awkward. But apparently we underestimated each other and couldn't resist

 

when you are absolutely hammered....its the best time man. you can friggin go for hours and hours............then fall asleep.

 

aparently we did. MY bestfriend (whose house we were at), his girlfriend was passed out on the other side of the room. But apparently she wasnt passed out and the next morning i learned that what i remembered being ten minutes was actualy over and hour

 

i look at it like this man..........if me and her start at the same time, and i win the race.......oh well......its sleep time. im ok with going 20 minutes(could go longer....whats the point now tho....im married) then crashing out!

 

Right after the first Gulf war we had just left Subic Bay heading toward Japan. All of us had been out partying really hard and had a bunch of hookers with us. Well our Chief had been with us and we bought him several private lap dances the night before. A few days pass and we all got up for duty and I snuck into the Chiefs quarters and mixed up some aloe vera with food coloring and squirted on his sheets. He found it later and everyone told him he needed to see the doc and get checked for clap. Needless to say he thought he had it and the doc gave him the "umbrella" up the hootus treatment. -- He was really mad after he found out it was a prank!

 

The other good/bad one I did---
Several years ago there was an annoying co-worker that never quite did his job. Let's say a grade A slacker. Well he said some not so kind words to me and my team members after we tried to help him out on a project. He drove an older Escort that was beat up and the doors didn't lock on it. So I went into the parking lot and quickly opened the door and removed his left door panel. Inserted left over KFC chicken in door and buttoned up the door panel nice and neat. -- Step 2 -- let the summer heat take care of the rest. Needless to say we saw him driving around with the windows always down in the car for the next month with no clue!

 

We have a manikin at work that looks like a female. It was at the training house for quite awhile and every time we had a new person come we go to the training house and have them check it out first. This manikin was in the bathroom with a fake knife and it got everyone. Well later on the manikin made it over to the office and one guy that I work with, when he has to go to the head, there's no stopping him. I put the manikin on the toilet so when he opened the door there she was lol. There was no screaming just he was like WTF is this?!?! It circulated around the office male and female heads for awhile, then disappeared, prolly back at the training house. Here's a good vid from break.com enjoy!

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I had plans to replace my bathroom door. The new one was downstairs, stained and just waiting for install.

So....

Had some friends over one night. One of them decided to use the bathroom.

I ran to get my ax, listened to make sure he was still standing at the toilet and .....



He screamed like a small girl and yelled "Holy S***! It's a motherf****** ax!"


When I kicked the door open he was covered in wooden shards and crouched in the shower behind the curtain trying to stuff his pecker back in his pants. You know, because shower curtains are good at stopping axes.

 

I was cleaning my desk off one day at work. I work in a bus repair shop so I'm always getting grease and crap on my desk. The girl that used to work with me in the service office here said something smart assed like "Why don't you clean mine?"

So, I went and got the leaf blower, fired it up and hit the office door running- smoking 2 cycle and all. Before she knew what hit her I had every piece of paperwork, pens, pencils, stapler etc scattered all over the office. I even had paper stuck in the cross bars for the drop ceiling. AND she had a nice, new hairdo to show everyone.

 

We have a uni-sex bathroom for the shop. It has about a 1" gap between the door bottom and floor.

One of my coworkers was in there one day and I grabbed the propane torch, some starting fluid and proceeded to shoot flames through said door gap.

I guess it lit up that bathroom like the final napalm scene in "Platoon". Lol

 

Easy and harmless.

Wait for a situation where your buddy comes over to your place for a while. Wait till you have a second, slip in his truck, and put a condom on his shifter. Time it to when he gets back in his truck it's dark or hard to see. When he goes to put it in gear, he'll get a nice slimy surprise.

 

Get a roll of plastic wrap(the restaurant rolls work best ) or the shipping wrap. Get a person on either side of a car and pass the roll underneath the vehicle and over the roof so the owner cannot get in. Takes longer than one might think to fight your way through a 1/2 of tight plastic.

Pet stores sell crickets to feed reptiles.....Get 50 or so and put them in a paper bag. slide the opening underneath a door jam tapping the bag so the crickets enter the room. Let the chirping begin.

 

I left my computer unlocked at work one day and someone set MS Office to auto correct the word "the" into “Barbra Streisand." I typed an entire email without looking and when I looked up I had a mini panic attack and thought that this place finally drove me to insanity.

 

Used to fill up trash cans with water lean them against someones door, ring the bell and run. Nothing like watching 55 gallons of water rushing onto someones feet. HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Dude that is fucked up! I would be pissed as hell! Thats like step up from the flaming poo bag! But its still funny to think about!