Funny public restroom messages

Don't have a picture of it but we were on the way to West Virginia to go camping and we stopped at a gas station and I went in to use the bathroom.
On the wall above the toilet said:

"No need to wipe the seat, a healthy crab can jump eight feet."

Still makes me laugh to this day.haha

 

I have some in my images already, these are from a public washroom near my office.

 

Gas Station in Destin, FL.
June 25th, 2011......yes its been in my phone that long.

 

This was outside of a rest stop restroom on I-4 between Tampa and Orlando. My wife was standing in the grass smoking a cigarette and I said " Hey Honey, check out this sign" ......she ran back up on the asphalt.