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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Loudpedal, Jul 30, 2010.

  1. Jul 30, 2010 at 1:33 PM
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    Loudpedal

    Loudpedal [OP] Mind = Blown

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    Just found this wonderful waste of time. http://funnytranslator.com/

    I entered must not fap

    after 10 translation it became:

    Otherwise, it will be released

    AFRIKAANS : moet nie FAP
    Back to ENGLISH : must not FAP
    ALBANIAN : nuk duhet të hapet
    Back to ENGLISH : should not be opened
    ARABIC : ينبغي أن لا تفتح
    Back to ENGLISH : Should not be opened
    BELARUSIAN : Калі не будзе адкрыта
    Back to ENGLISH : If you will not be disclosed
    BULGARIAN : Ако не, ще бъде разкрито
    Back to ENGLISH : If not, will be revealed
    CATALAN : En cas contrari, es donarà a conèixer
    Back to ENGLISH : Otherwise, it will be released
    CHINESE : 否则,将被释放
    Back to ENGLISH : Otherwise, will be released
    CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 否则,将被释放
    Back to ENGLISH : Otherwise, will be released
    CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 否則,將被釋放
    Back to ENGLISH : Otherwise, will be released
    CROATIAN : U suprotnom, bit će pušten
    Back to ENGLISH : Otherwise, it will be released
     
  2. Jul 30, 2010 at 1:46 PM
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    tbturner47

    tbturner47 Well-Known Member

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    I won't post all 56 but I entered "get on your knees and give me a blowjob" and it became "And the importance of language development."
     
  3. Jul 30, 2010 at 1:47 PM
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    Loudpedal

    Loudpedal [OP] Mind = Blown

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    say, that's a nice bike

    translates to:

    machine learning very well

    also,

    "Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now"
    ...56 translations later we get:
    "I get worried. Thread one end of the world lived the majority. His first wife, to late to be useful."
     
  4. Jul 30, 2010 at 3:22 PM
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    PreRunnerSeth

    PreRunnerSeth Well-Known Member

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    AFRIKAANS : Die kat het geen windje gelaat op die hond. Die hond wakker geword het en bietjie die kat op die esel.
    Back to ENGLISH : The cat farted on the dog. The dog woke up and bit the cat on the ass.
    ALBANIAN : Cat farted në qen. Qen u zgjuan dhe pak cat mbi gomar.
    Back to ENGLISH : Cat farted in the dog. The dog woke up and little cat on the ass.
    ARABIC : farted القط في الكلب. استيقظ الكلب والقطة حتى يذكر على الحمار.
    Back to ENGLISH : cat farted in the dog. Woke up the dog and cat so little ass.
    BELARUSIAN : кот farted у сабакі. Прачнуўся сабак і кошак так мала задніцу.
    Back to ENGLISH : cat farted in the dog. I woke up the dogs and cats so little ass.
    BULGARIAN : котка пърдиш в куче. Събудих се на кучета и котки, толкова малко задника.
    Back to ENGLISH : cat farts in the dog. I woke up to dogs and cats, so little ass.
    CATALAN : pets gat en el gos. Em vaig despertar als gossos i gats, cul tan poc.
    Back to ENGLISH : Pets cat in the dog. I woke up to dogs and cats, so little ass.
    CHINESE : 宠物猫的狗。我醒来的时候狗和猫,这么少的屁股。
    Back to ENGLISH : Pet cat dog. I woke up dogs and cats, so little ass.
    CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 宠物猫的狗。我醒来的狗和猫,这么少的屁股。
    Back to ENGLISH : Pet cat dog. I woke up the dogs and cats, so little ass.
    CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 寵物貓的狗。我醒來的狗和貓,這麼少的屁股。
    Back to ENGLISH : Pet cat dog. I woke up the dogs and cats, so little ass.
    CROATIAN : Ljubimac mačka pas. Probudio sam pse i mačke, tako malo guzicu.
    Back to ENGLISH : Pet cat dog. I woke up dogs and cats, so little ass.
    CZECH : Kočku psa. Probudil jsem se psy a kočky, tak trochu prdel.
    Back to ENGLISH : Cat dog. Woke up with dogs and cats, a little ass.
    DANISH : Cat hund. Vågnede op med hunde og katte, lidt røv.
    Back to ENGLISH : Cat dog. Woke up with dogs and cats, a little ass.
    DUTCH : Cat hond. Wakker met honden en katten, een ezeltje.
    Back to ENGLISH : Cat dog. Wake up with dogs and cats, a donkey.
    ENGLISH : Cat dog. Wake up with dogs and cats, a donkey.
    Back to ENGLISH : Cat dog. Wake up with dogs and cats, a donkey.
    ESTONIAN : Kass koer. Ärka koos koerte ja kasside, eesel.
    Back to ENGLISH : Cat Dog. Wake up with the dogs and cats, a donkey.
    FILIPINO : Cat Dog. Wake up sa mga dogs at cats, isang asno.
    Back to ENGLISH : Cat Dog. Wake up with the dogs and cats, a donkey.
    FINNISH : Kissa Koira. Herää koirien ja kissojen, aasi.
    Back to ENGLISH : Cat Dog. Wake up to the dogs and cats, a donkey.
    FRENCH : Chien Chat. Réveillez-vous les chiens et les chats, un âne.
    Back to ENGLISH : Dog Chat. Wake up dogs and cats, a donkey.
    GALICIAN : Dog chat. Acorde cans e gatos, un burro.
    Back to ENGLISH : Dog Chat. Wake up cats and dogs, a donkey.
    GERMAN : Dog Chat. Wake up Hunde und Katzen, ein Esel.
    Back to ENGLISH : Dog Chat. Wake up dogs and cats, a donkey.
    GREEK : Σκύλος Chat. Ξυπνήστε σκύλους και γάτες, ένα γαϊδουράκι.
    Back to ENGLISH : Dog Chat. Awake dogs and cats, a donkey.
    HAITIAN_CREOLE : Chat chen. Reveye chen ak chat, yon bourik.
    Back to ENGLISH : Chat dogs. Awake dogs and cats, a donkey.
    HEBREW : צ 'אט כלבים. Awake כלבים וחתולים, חמור.
    Back to ENGLISH : Chat dogs. Awake dogs and cats, a donkey.
    HINDI : चैट कुत्तों. जाग कुत्तों और बिल्लियों, एक गधा.
    Back to ENGLISH : Chat dogs. Awake dogs and cats, a donkey.
    HUNGARIAN : Chat kutyák. Éber kutyák és macskák, a szamár.
    Back to ENGLISH : Chat dogs. Alert dogs and cats, a donkey.
    ICELANDIC : Chat dogs. Viðvörun hundar og kettir, asni.
    Back to ENGLISH : Chat dogs. Warning dogs and cats, a donkey.
    INDONESIAN : Chat anjing. Peringatan anjing dan kucing, keledai.
    Back to ENGLISH : Chat dogs. Warning dogs and cats, a donkey.
    IRISH : Comhrá madraí. Rabhadh madraí agus cat, asal.
    Back to ENGLISH : Chat dogs. Warning dogs and cats, horses.
    ITALIAN : Chat cani. Attenzione cani e gatti, cavalli.
    Back to ENGLISH : Chat dogs. Attention dogs and cats, horses.
    JAPANESE : チャット犬。注意犬や猫、馬。
    Back to ENGLISH : Dog Chat. Dogs and cats care, horse.
    KOREAN : 개가 채팅. 개와 고양이 관리, 말.
    Back to ENGLISH : Great chat. Dog and Cat Management, Mal.
    LATVIAN : Liels tērzēšana. Suņu un kaķu Management, Mal.
    Back to ENGLISH : Great chat. Dog and cat Management, Mal.
    LITHUANIAN : Didžiosios pokalbiai. Šunų ir kačių vadybos, Mal.
    Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dog and cat management, Mal.
    MACEDONIAN : Голема тема. Куче и мачка управување, Мал.
    Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dog and cat management, small.
    MALAY : Great topic. Anjing dan kucing pengurusan, kecil.
    Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dog and cat management, small.
    MALTESE : tema Gran. Klieb u qtates ġestjoni, żgħar.
    Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats management, small.
    NORWEGIAN : Great emnet. Hunder og katter ledelse, små.
    Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats leadership, small.
    PERSIAN : موضوع بزرگ است. سگ ها و گربه ها رهبری ، کوچک است.
    Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats leadership, is small.
    POLISH : temat Wielkiego. Psy i koty przywództwa, jest niewielka.
    Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats leadership is weak.
    PORTUGUESE : Grande tópico. Cães e gatos a liderança é fraca.
    Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats leadership is weak.
    PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Grande tópico. Cães e gatos a liderança é fraca.
    Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats leadership is weak.
    ROMANIAN : Mare subiect. Câini şi pisici este lider slab.
    Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats is weak leadership.
    RUSSIAN : Великий теме. Собаки и кошки слабое руководство.
    Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats are weak leadership.
    SERBIAN : Велика тема. Пси и мачке су слаби вођство.
    Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats are weak leadership.
    SLOVAK : Veľké tému. Psy a mačky sú slabé vedenie.
    Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats are weak leadership.
    SLOVENIAN : Velika tema. Pse in mačke, so šibke vodstvo.
    Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats are weak leadership.
    SPANISH : Gran tema. Los perros y los gatos son un liderazgo débil.
    Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats are a weak leadership.
    SWAHILI : Mada kuu. Mbwa na paka ni uongozi dhaifu.
    Back to ENGLISH : The main topic. Dog and cat is weak leadership.
    SWEDISH : Huvudtemat. Hund och katt är svagt ledarskap.
    Back to ENGLISH : The main theme. Dogs and cats are weak leadership.
    TAGALOG : Ang pangunahing tema. Dogs at cats ay mahina pamumuno.
    Back to ENGLISH : The main theme. Dogs and cats is weak leadership.
    THAI : ธีมหลัก สุนัขและแมวที่อ่อนแอเป็นผู้นำ
    Back to ENGLISH : Main Themes dogs and cats that weak leadership.
    TURKISH : Ana Temalar köpekler ve kediler bu zayıf liderlik.
    Back to ENGLISH : Dogs and cats are the main themes of this weak leadership.
    UKRAINIAN : Собаки і кішки є основними темами цього слабкого керівництва.
    Back to ENGLISH : Dogs and cats are the main themes of this weak leadership.
    VIETNAMESE : Chó và mèo là những chủ đề chính của lãnh đạo yếu kém.
    Back to ENGLISH : Dogs and cats are the main subject of weak leadership.
    WELSH : Cwn a chathod yn y prif bwnc arweinyddiaeth wan.
    Back to ENGLISH : Dogs and cats are the main subject of weak leadership.
    YIDDISH : הינט און קאַץ זענען די הויפּט טעמע פון שוואַך פירערשאַפט.
    Back to ENGLISH : Dogs and cat are the main theme of weak leadership.
     
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