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Gawd dam(*(*^*&%%%$$!@__!+!!! It!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Dec 18, 2008.

  1. Dec 18, 2008 at 6:47 PM
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    chris4x4

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    I didnt hate them until they decided to fuck my boat up. Hell, I used to HAVE a cat, until my Ex took it. It was named "Lobster", and it was a pretty cool animal. the cat that fucked up my boat is on my "Im going to kill you" list. I HATE that little fucker. :)
     
  2. Dec 18, 2008 at 7:19 PM
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    Chris - You might try finding a pest control supplier and rent (don't know if they rent them) or buy a small animal trap. One of those no kill things.

    Thennnn...bring that little bastard to Table Mesa. We can name it "Microwave".

    I found a pic of one of those no kill animal traps for reference:
    ist2_3143716_bear_or_wolf_trap_234ccfa81c20656995bac4d62628bb9c8788501e.jpg

    But seriously, what about trapping it and driving it to some park across town and letting it go? Just stay away from the parks around Carefree Hwy and I-17, I don't need muddy paw prints on my hood.
     
  3. Dec 18, 2008 at 7:47 PM
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    Was this the cat? If so, I don't think you should retaliate...
    Darth Vader Cat.jpg
     
  4. Dec 18, 2008 at 9:15 PM
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    chris4x4

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    Another FANTASTIC idea. :D

    If that was the cat, I would have GIVEN it my boat. :eek:
     
  5. Dec 18, 2008 at 9:16 PM
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  6. Dec 19, 2008 at 8:38 AM
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    They call that a "No-Kill" trap? Jesus, that thing looks like it chop the little pussy in half!
     
  7. Dec 19, 2008 at 8:51 AM
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    Look, there's the little bitch now...relaxin' after it's bicep workout on your seat cushion!
    [​IMG]
     
  8. Dec 19, 2008 at 10:17 AM
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    damn dude! you can be the new TW problem solver!
     
  9. Dec 19, 2008 at 10:19 AM
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    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    Lobster!? for some reason with you that name doesn't surprise me

    "Chris. I am your father"

    or we could go with.....

    "these aren't the seat cushions you are looking for"
     
  10. Dec 19, 2008 at 10:45 AM
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    Im not kidding when I say that if I found that thing in my boat sleeping, I would pull its little head right off its tired body.

    I wish it would use a "Kitty mind trick" on me, so I could see the look on its face as I shot it.
     
  11. Dec 19, 2008 at 11:28 AM
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    I say just catch it, sit it down...and have a heart to heart conversation with it. Let it know how you feel about the way it's been treating your seat cushions. I'm sure, (especially if it's on it's 8th life), that it will understand. Once the air's cleared, it might make a great addition to the family. It could even go tubing with the rest of the chris4x4 gang this summer...
    [​IMG]
     
  12. Dec 19, 2008 at 1:08 PM
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    awsome!!!! :d
     
  13. Dec 19, 2008 at 1:31 PM
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    Maybe you need to borrow one of my pitbulls...
     
  14. Dec 19, 2008 at 1:39 PM
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    Pitbulls....I think we have a winner. Keep feeding "your" cat beef sticks and Slim-Jims, fatten that thing up like a Thanksgiving turkey and then...."Release The Hounds!!!!"
     
  15. Dec 19, 2008 at 1:52 PM
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    That would be a GREAT idea, but I think your 'LIL dogs would make a mess of that cat in my boat, then I would have to clean the blood out of it. I may, however, catch that cat, and bring him over to "play" with your dogs. :D
     
  16. Dec 19, 2008 at 1:54 PM
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    Dont even call that cat mine. Only thing I plan on feeding it is some copper jacketed lead. Or some mouse traps...........or antifreeze.....or that fricken bear trap mentioned above. :eek:
     
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    Yeah, they'll make a mess out of a cat. Back to the drawing boards...
     
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    With all the damage the pitbulls are doing to the kid and elderly population, maybe they should rate higher on the list than a damn cat. Seems like i read about those things mauling someone under the same roof on a weekly basis.

    Wait, that would make too much sense and be less tough guy-ish to suggest out loud...
     
  19. Dec 19, 2008 at 2:28 PM
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    My dogs only killed two old ladys and an infant this month. :rolleyes:
     
  20. Dec 19, 2008 at 2:29 PM
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    I think it depends on how they are raised. PackerfanXD's dogs are sweet hearts. My Neigbors had a Pitbull, that was the most wonderful dog. His, nor Packerfan's have ever shown any aggresion (that I have seen), and seem to be just like any other dog.
     

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