Gawd dam(*(*^*&%%%$$!@__!+!!! It!!!!!!

Chris this has been one of our best laughs is this forum. Soory bout your boat but have been ther many times with cats tearing up my quad seats, pissin on my truck rims and cat fights at nite outside my bedroom window. They are a damn pain in the ASS. the pics on this have been hilarious. I look forward to open this to see how many people have trouble with cats. The other thing is them crapping in a dirt they can find along the house and its usually by were I am workin on my truck. GOOD LUCK KITTY hunting. Paintball guns are fun as well then U can mark your territory

 

There was another one several days ago that killed one of the familys kids who was climbing the fence to get in after having forgot his keys. Bit him in the neck. The cop that showed up had to put him down to get near the kid to confirm he was done.

A surviving family members reply was 'he never did that before and is always so good, or some nonsense similar to what most of us with our head above water will admit to having seen numerous times before. When it happens as often as it does under similar circumstances, those with the ability to reason would call that a 'trend'.

Its reality, whether some of them accept the pitcure or not. We see it all the time. My guess is that this kids mom would have preferred it have been her boat seats, carpet, curtains, or whatever.

Sad stuff.

 

Sounds good. I used to have a great Uncle that would castrate cats by sticking there head in a boot and scoth taping there feet. This was back when they didnt really have sleeping meds for them and my aunt liked cats. I have only seen this done once. But hell of a pay back though.

 

It takes far less courage to attack the weak and feeble. Can't imagine who taught them that...

 

You are starting to sound like a liberal asswipe that has little to no firsthand experience on the subject. I could be mistaken though.

 

Liberal, uh, no.

As far as you being mistaken, that also appears to be a 'trend'.

My work is done here.

 

Goodbye troll.

 

I feel your pain. I get mad enough when I find tern shit on Slow Dance.

To protect your boat and your marriage at the same time I'd use a live trap baited with a can of the cheapest tuna you can find. Cats can't resist that stuff. Then you can bring "ol' cushion killer" to your choice of the SPCA, a local shelter, animal control or if you don't care about getting the trap back just drop off the whole thing behind a Chinese restaurant you don't eat at.

 

Wow.....talk about a speedbump in a great thread. If he is gone adios, if not I'll hold the door for him. I have a feeling he'll be back.

Probably had a pitbull eat HIS boat seat. Like it was said, have the info in hand before spouting off about subjects you saw on the news, a subject they found to fill a void on a slow news day.

Hell, My mix would kick my ass if I tried to climb in to get my keys. She would kiss you to death any other time of the day.

 

So true. If you have a dog, you need to socialize it with people and animals, if you don't...well I'm sure the troll can find some examples.

 

usually the weak and feeble deserve to be 'attacked'. they are too ignorant to make themselves anything but weak and feeble.

its called survival of the fittest...its applies to the class system (animals, people, etc.) too.


I almost got attacked by (cant remeber what kind of HUGE dog) on my big wheel when I was three. I remember my father telling me that later that week, the owner shot that same dog because he had attacked their own child.

I like all animals equally; There good cats, and shitty cats. There are good dogs, and shitty dogs.


That cat needs to be punished though.

I'd piss into a gallon bucket for a week and let it sit on you back porch, catch the cat and pour the piss on it. It might learn its lesson.

 

Ever think of getting an Airsoft Gun to hit the bastard with? Looks like real steel, hits not as hard as a paint ball, lets the little bastard know who's boss. Pretty accurate too. Feels like a beesting. Non lethal unless you hit it in the eye or close range to the head.

 

seriously, I wouldnt want to hurt it, but it needs to know what it did was wrong.

...just like when I was young, if I f'ed up. I got the shit smacked out of me. After the first time, I didnt misbehave much.

 

I feel your pain. I too detest the very existence of cats. The females are not too bad, they do not seem to piss on things. However, they draw tomcats and they do piss. My solution was to get hold of a live trap and catch them that way. Then out to the farm for rehabilitation. Whatever you do, don't let them go in the country. Feral cats decimate quail and pheasant populations here, I don't know what you have there of course. Plus, they may just come back if you release them. I had one that escaped narrowly, and returned about a 10 days later. How he made it through 15 miles of coyote country I don't know, but I caught him again. No mistaking the bastard, he had unique markings and a messed up tail.