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Get a Set and COWBOY UP!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by NoMallCrawlTaco, Jan 5, 2011.

  1. Jan 5, 2011 at 7:21 AM
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    Caduceus

    Caduceus Well-Known Member

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    Chicks dig guys who use the wrong word.

    Immobilize, buddy. Embolize is when a blood clot breaks off and goes somewhere else in your body. Immobilize is when you keep something from moving. the word "MOBILE" tips you off ;)

    I don't have any good stories. I was an EMT, so I keep my head up, but I never hurt myself all that bad. Or maybe I did and said "Fuck it, I'm an EMT" so it was business as usual?

    It's like "man up," but with a horse and big hat.
     
  2. Jan 5, 2011 at 7:23 AM
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    98tacoma27 is going full "SANDWICH" Moderator

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    Some stuff. Not a lot, just some.
    I bet they do...........
     
  3. Jan 5, 2011 at 7:28 AM
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    NumNutz One of the original 7928

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    Lots.
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  4. Jan 5, 2011 at 7:31 AM
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    Mark C. If you want it bad, you usually get it bad!

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    When I was about 16, I was dear hunting in Northern Vermont and there was about a foot of snow on the ground. I had to take a dump, so I found a sapling to hang on to, dropped my pants, and crouched. As I crouched down, my nuts fell into a hidden bear trap, and it slammed shut on them!!!
    Now you're probably thinking, "Yeeeoooooww"! The pain at that point wasn't real bad, and in no way compared to............


    when I came to the end of the chain!!!!
     
  5. Jan 5, 2011 at 7:41 AM
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  6. Jan 5, 2011 at 7:45 AM
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    Some stuff. Not a lot, just some.
    You know how i know you're gay..............
     
  7. Jan 5, 2011 at 7:48 AM
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    Mark C. If you want it bad, you usually get it bad!

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    Digital cameras weren't invented then....and do you think, that 40 years ago I carried a camera with me deer hunting?

    Never mind.....the satire obviously floated too high.....
     
  8. Jan 5, 2011 at 7:49 AM
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    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    The Flashing L.E.D. Sign saying "Entrance" above my ass gave it away huh....
     
  9. Jan 5, 2011 at 7:49 AM
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    Some stuff. Not a lot, just some.
    A lot higher than your nuts, for sure.
     
  10. Jan 5, 2011 at 7:53 AM
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    And we needed another 'grow some balls' thread....Why???

    It took you guys this long to figure this out?
     
  11. Jan 5, 2011 at 7:54 AM
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    Touche! :) (Edit pending!)

    Uhh... I meant to do that. To prove my point. Yeah, that's it.
     
  12. Jan 5, 2011 at 7:54 AM
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    For sure. Glad you understood what I was really getting at with the story...
     
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    I see what you did there. It's not a true story, just a joke. Okay then.
     
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    Humour is just so god damn hilarious :D
     
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    were trying to catch up with the "what do I set my Billly 5100's at" threads.
    lol
     
  16. Jan 5, 2011 at 8:14 AM
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    AeroCooper Half the strength of ten (microscopic men)

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    Ok, one time I was in a motorcycle accident and I lost part of my leg. As I was lying there in the ditch, I saw my severed leg lying there near a crushed beer can.
    I thought to myself, "Yep, that's my leg....I wonder if there's any beer left in that can?"
    Feeling pretty optimistic, I figured that the doctors can perform a miracle and reattach my leg....but then the damn ambulance came along and ran right over the leg!!


    Ok, ok....that wasn't me, it's Dennis Hopper from the movie "The River's Edge"
    A great movie by the way, and I did sit all the way though it even though I had to pee REALLY bad, so that's kinda manly, right?? :notsure:
     
  17. Jan 5, 2011 at 8:16 AM
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    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    It's really not true? I figured you would have woke up with a bear licking your balls knowing how bad that bear trap could hurt....:eek:
     
  19. Jan 5, 2011 at 10:46 AM
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    kbp68 hey...I can change this!

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  20. Jan 5, 2011 at 10:55 AM
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