gettin snipped

haha that sucks. i think that was just one instance where it wasnt sinking in properly. and i was rushed haha

 

thats strange, they feel fine to me......

i'm dreading the needle. i have an issue with needles. and i definitely have an issue with needles near my nut sack. my insurance will cover most of mine too

itd be nice if it still worked after

why wait? you already got her kocked up for the last time.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! dont tell me shit like that! so they freeze them? i thought it was just a shot, an incision, a snip and cauterizing.

we're getting married cause its what people do. i know thats a stupid answer but its all i got. she's a good girl, she puts up with alot, the least i can do is make an honest woman out of her. plus i scored way WAY outside my league so i gotta lock that shit down before she wises up and finds someone else. we aren't having a ceremony. we dont feel like planning or spending the money so we're putting all our money into buyin a house instead. hell, she's not even getting a wedding ring for another couple years. all our money is going towards a house, hten we're gonna elope to a local place and be done with it. we already found a place up in the mountains that will do elopements.

shut up dude! stop telling me these stories! i'm gonna just go ahead and get her pregnant....

 

Check out the no-needle no-scalpel option if it's available around you. No injection in the nuts + no knife = Still only around $1200.

 

I was snipped about 14 years ago.....worst part is the shots in the nut sack.......hurts like hell !

 

Cut all junk off for the WIN If you really serious

After the first post if serious about pushin, biting etc.. Creepy post sounds like a child molester down the road. I wouldn't want you anywhere near my kids ND. And to think some of your recent posts sounded like you were an alright guy

No need for the tuck any more when you look in the mirror.

I like the idea of the sex change so you can be happy in life. You need some help mentally IMHO for posting something like that on a public forum Big Dang out to the group for letting this ride.

 

how does that work?

dude!

wtf? i dont even know where to start with this post. first of all, its almost impossible to understand. secondly, how does me not wanting kids and hating kids make me a child molester? are you serious? "no need for the truck any more when you look in the mirror" - what? what does that even mean? i get the distinct impression that you are straight up stupid as shit.

 

when did i mention biting?

 

Ok, I'm the Creepy one. LOL check out buddy

 

http://www.noscalpelvasectomy.com/

Not that I'm a sissy, nancy-man but really, if it's available why not? I don't like the thought of a sharp knife anywhere near my junk, let alone it being held by someone else!

 

No needle, no scalpel for sure. It does not hurt at all. It kind of feels like someone taking a rubberband and snapping it back, just a little, on you nuts. But you get to take Valium for the "pain". My procedure was seriously done in 15 minutes.

 

i said i wanted the ankle biter out of my house. i didn't say i was going to bite him. even if i did, how does that make me a child molester? i was joking about pushing my gf down the stairs and painting bruises on my kid. do you honestly think i'm going to do that? and i never called you the creepy one. i called you the stupid one. now i think you're stupid and possibly at least partially illiterate.

 

Somethings just aren't funny, go get your snip wussy

 

In all honestly the anticipation of having it done is actually worse than the surgery itself (for me anyway)

Dont think theres to many men that like the thought of a needle & scapel coming any where near ones nuts!

I was nervous as hell leading up to it, yet all in all, It was no big deal.

Rest, a bag of frozen peas, pain meds & in a few days all is well.

Note: Eventually you'll have to take a sperm sample to the Dr to see if your sterile. Rather awkward walking in with a cup full of cum & handing it to the receptionist.

 

if you are worried you may regret it, go to a sperm bank and make a deposit...they can freeze it for later usage if you change your mind. this is originally advice from an NBA player's lawyer to avoid "baby's daddy" situations.

 

save your money, my friend just got it done.... right after his gf got pregnant again!

and shes not cheating.

its not a 100% efficient birth control method, your just gonna have to start pulling out and dumping it in her mouth, its a long journey for the spermies from tonsils to the uterus.

 

they can undo the process

 

humor is subjective, being a dick however, is universal. you come into my thread, call me a child molester (which you still haven't explained), misread half my post and tell me i need therapy. you're opinion is not needed and almost 100% unintelligible. i dont care if you find it funny or offensive. typically i'd ask a stupid fuck like you to kindly leave my thread, but i'm actually enjoying the 1st grade style sentence fragments you keep trying to pass off as an adult argument. so by all means, feel free to stick around and continue to be a dick and impress us all with your words.

dont you have to pay monthly or yearly to have that done?

 

I've thought about it too, but I don't want to....well you know shoot blanks.
What about her getting her tubes tied?