gettin snipped

yeah, i can definitely see that being awkward. it was weird enough walking in a 9am and handing them a urine sample a few months back. it just feels weird walking around with a container of your own waste. i bet its even weirder walking around with a container of your own baby gravy

i've heard about it getting done and chicks getting pregnant years down the road, and that scares the hell out of me. we may continue her birth control even after i'm cut.

good point, i believe you have to ejaculate a certain number of times or wait a certain amount of time (a month maybe?) before its suppose to take. but i do know even then pregnancy is a possibility

 

for a guy its a simple out patient procedure, for a chick it means hospital and recovery times and all that. its a big deal with a chick. i wouldn't wnat to put my lady through all that when i can just go to the doc for 30 minutes to an hour.

 

Most of the time the failures is when the patient does not go back for the required follow up visit to determine he is at a zero count. The failure rate from what my doctor told me was 1 in 2,000 or 0.0005%, that is lower than tubal ligation for a women.

 

hopefully i turn out to be sterile. but i know miracles do happen so i'd go ahead and get my nuts snipped just to be safe. then, for the nail in hte coffin i will continue to smoke weed in hopes that it will kill off any possible stragglers

 

i'm not sure...probably. it can't be all that much. it's gotta be cheaper than an unwanted child though.

 

Yep, usually your own fault whan it happens. Takes at least 20 times for you to get cleared out and then you have to go back twice for analysis to make sure you're all good.

 

and cheaper still if i cut my legacy short right now. completely.

 

Snip it dood. Dont want mini ND's running around Good call.

 

well im not sure how many times he went back to the doc or how many times he blew his load since then, but he is a smart guy he would have followed the doc's orders.

 

Hey better yet, go to the local bar and start your joking around about throwing your girlfriend down the stairs to kill the baby. I'll bet the locals will take care of your problem pretty quick..

 

i'll give you credit. that post actually made sense. it was stupid, but i could read it.

 

just wear tight underwear and make sure it's hot in your crotch...lol
heat kills sperm..

 

i'll just duct tape a hair drying to a cymbal stand. problem solved

 

hook it up to the truck and you're good to go

 

You seem like the welfare type, more kids = more $

Straight out of the trailer park are we? I'm sure your sister will be piss off if she finds out.

 

lol...wrong, but funny