Getting a vasectomy

Hhaha that brings one of his famous quotes to mind "Let's pluck 'im and see if he's ripe"

 

Recovery is easy. Nut-in to it.

 

That's the beauty of it. You will be in permanent 'Fire and Forget' mode. Pow pow, pow pow pow!

They did give me a little bit of questioning since I only have I kid, but I'm over 40 years old so they were just making sure.

 

I didn't even feel mine. Numbing shot wasn't a traditional needed so it felt like a small rubber band snapping - not bad at all. After that I could feel a little bit of tugging but less than 10 mins later I'm walking out of the clinic.

Afterwards no pain at all. Just took it easy for a few days but never noticed it. I moved slowly just out of fear and respect.

We have a guy here would does the no scalpel procedure. He's done so many they call him Dr. Snip. He told me he's done over 10,000 procedures since 1979. Very few complications and almost all were attributed to the patient overexerting. One guy even caused a testicular hematoma by going and chopping wood after his procedure.

In summary - it's painless, quick recovery for a lifetime of carefree eruptions. I wish this procedure was easily reversible and I had it back in my 20's.

 

Hell, OP. You might even find that a bag of frozen peas is great on any hot day.

 

You guys all realize this was posted 3 years ago right? I'm sure OP is fully recovered by now

I had hydrocele surgery when I was 2 or 3 and my dad (quite brilliantly thinking back on it now) had a vasectomy at the same time. He told me we were having the same surgery since he was recovering at the same time I was and it was the same "region" that was operated on. It killed 2 birds with one stone, as it put me at ease knowing dad was doing the same thing and he didn't have to explain to me what he actually did. Cheeky bastard My parents didn't come clean about it till a couple years ago