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Girls are so cruel.

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  1. Apr 7, 2010 at 7:01 PM
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    BirdTRD Unsuspectingly striking from above

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    It's true though. I free balled for like 5 years in my bachelor days. Chicks did dig it.:cool:
     
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  2. Apr 7, 2010 at 7:05 PM
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    Pope953 That's a fact Jack!

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    :notsure: Never tried it!! Just once around my girl and she loved it couldn't keep her off the magic stick!! Didn't think about doing it again until now!!!!

    Anyway don't put up with that man, ignore them they'll eventually get tired of hearing the voicemail and quit calling!! Worked with my ex!!!!!:D
     
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  3. Apr 7, 2010 at 7:08 PM
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    So freaking true -- like how they always point and laugh when a guy takes off his pants! We all hate that, right guys?

    Guys?
     
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  4. Apr 7, 2010 at 7:09 PM
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    ha non the less i've decided im trying it...:cool:
     
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  5. Apr 7, 2010 at 7:11 PM
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    :confused: Why would you take your pants off in front of a girl????
     
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  6. Apr 7, 2010 at 7:13 PM
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    I'm dead serious. Chicks dig seeing your jeans hanging a little low with no underwear and a little tease of what's to come. First of all, I was a college gymnast and in great shape. That obviously didn't hurt. But they'd find out and giggle, and lift up my shirt, and show each other, and all kinds of corny stuff.:rolleyes:

    The whole time I was thinking, "Oh yeah, that's right ladies, who shall be tonight's victim?"

    Don't knock it til you've tried it.
     
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  7. Apr 7, 2010 at 7:15 PM
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    plus if youve ever worn buckle jeans you would know theres no better place to rest your balls but inside a pair of them
     
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  8. Apr 7, 2010 at 7:18 PM
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    I refer to my technique as "trawling." I whip out my junk, drag it through the club, and see what I catch.


    FYI for those thinking of trying this: the catch can usually be treated with antibiotics.
     
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  9. Apr 7, 2010 at 7:19 PM
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    Did I catch your eye because I laughed the hardest?
     
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  10. Apr 7, 2010 at 7:23 PM
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  11. Apr 7, 2010 at 7:24 PM
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    ^epic
     
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  12. Apr 7, 2010 at 7:24 PM
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    "Showed the most interest" is how I prefer to describe your reaction.
     
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  13. Apr 7, 2010 at 7:25 PM
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    out of all the girls ive *ahem* hung out with...only 1 has tried to go psycho on me...

    i put an end to that very quickly and havent had any other trouble
     
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  14. Apr 7, 2010 at 7:28 PM
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  15. Apr 7, 2010 at 7:29 PM
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    thats when you hit them..... jk.........but seriously punch them right in the ovaries
     
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  16. Apr 7, 2010 at 7:30 PM
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    And that's when you punch them... jk... but seriously kick them in the nuts.
     
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  18. Apr 7, 2010 at 7:33 PM
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    ^ ron burgundy taught him that
     
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  19. Apr 7, 2010 at 7:33 PM
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    She should've kicked him.
     
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  20. Apr 7, 2010 at 7:35 PM
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    but seriouslydont punch girls in the ovaries... havent you seen that movie teeth? i like my hands connected to my arms
     
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