girls

You should take her to your place, bend her over and spank her for snooping on your account and checking your credit before she claims "HALF" of your assets.

 

you're such a playa

 

you can save taht for date number 2

 

Girls like strip clubs and big tractors. If you don't have a tractor don't worry you can find one somewhere and pretend it's yours.

If that doesn't work just cuff her and throw her in bed. That usually does the trick for me. They appreciate it when you pull their hair and spank them hard.

Movies are bad first dates unless it's a comedy movie. A comedy club is really a good first date as well.

Well, my slave has finally brought me breakfast and a fresh cup of coffee. It's about frakkin time..

 

holy thread revival batman.....

 

The older the tractor the better! Little rust on it never hurt either. Thats all class there! Don't forget the basket of fish sandwiches and bottle of strawberry wine. The cheaper the wine the better.

 

most importantly dont forget the roofies

 

Take her out to a ball game or something and then go for dinner and drinks! Let her do the talking, then if she out drinks you then you get laid! Sounds like a nice little night, I might try it myself sometime!