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Good ideia

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by vbibi, Feb 22, 2011.

  1. Feb 22, 2011 at 6:01 PM
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    vbibi

    vbibi [OP] Well-Known Member

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    > DIVORCE AGREEMENT
    >
    > THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN
    > HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS
    > FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
    >
    > Dear American liberals, leftists, social
    > progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, etc...:
    >
    > We have stuck together since the late
    > 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election
    > process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated
    > each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but
    > sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
    >
    > Our two ideological sides of America
    > cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's
    > just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to
    > irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
    >
    > Here is a model separation agreement:
    > --Our two groups can equitably divide up
    > the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be
    > the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly
    > agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective
    > representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides
    > have such distinct and disparate tastes.
    >
    > --We don't like redistributive taxes so
    > you can keep them.
    > --You are welcome to the liberal judges
    > and the ACLU.
    > --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take
    > our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
    > --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil
    > industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
    > --You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and
    > Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a
    > bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
    >
    > --We'll keep capitalism, greedy
    > corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
    > --You can have your beloved lifelong
    > welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies
    > and illegal aliens.
    > --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms,
    > greedy CEO's and rednecks.
    > --We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC
    > and Hollywood .
    >
    > --You can make nice with Iran, North Corea
    > and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places
    > that threaten us.
    > --You can have the peaceniks and war
    > protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault,
    > we'll help provide them security..
    >
    > --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
    > --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology,
    > Humanism, political correctness and so on.... You can also have the
    > U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
    >
    > --We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and
    > oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
    >
    > --You can give everyone healthcare if you
    > can find any practicing doctors.
    > --We'll continue to believe healthcare is
    > a luxury and not a right.
    > --We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the
    > Republic" and "The National Anthem."
    > --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute
    > it with "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are
    > the World".
    >
    > --We'll practice trickle down economics
    > and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
    >
    > --Since it often so offends you, we'll
    > keep our history, our name and our flag.
    >
    > Would you agree to this? If so, please
    > pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots
    > and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly
    > parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in
    > 15 years.
    >
    > Sincerely,
    > John J. Wall:(
    > Law Student and an American
    >
    > P.S. Also, please don't forget to take Ted
    > Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane "Hanoi"
    > Fonda with you.
    >
    > P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for
    for English when want to tallk with us.
     
  2. Feb 22, 2011 at 6:05 PM
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    scottri

    scottri Well-Known Member

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    Amen.
     
  3. Feb 22, 2011 at 6:08 PM
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    toyotadude5

    toyotadude5 Breazeale- Pronounced Brazil

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    He spelled Korea wrong. But sounds good to me!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Feb 22, 2011 at 6:21 PM
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    BryWi

    BryWi Psalm 109:8

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    GREAT composition.

    A nice response to the "hate America" crowd...
     
  5. Feb 22, 2011 at 6:28 PM
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    jgwheeler17

    jgwheeler17 I'm a zit. Get it?

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    tint, dents, scratches, two blown speakers and trying to pay her off...
    got this in an email a while back. one of the best forwards ive ever got, and actually forwarded on. . . i'd vote for the guy.
     
  6. Feb 22, 2011 at 6:30 PM
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    TTGuy711

    TTGuy711 Well-Known Member

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    Just got it, so none yet.
    This is great
    :oldglory:
     
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