Grab a drink and enjoy the dumpster fire flames!!

Lookin pretty fucked over here...

 

Pink and gold dicks.

 

Legit

You give me a handful of pink and gold dick stickers and I’ll make magic happen

 

What thread is this? 'Cause I am liking.

 

This one

 

It's in the "I am a moron and make horrible life choices..." thread

 

Like it

 

Listen. You got this.

 

Found it. Thank you, sir.

So kinda like my life.

Really kinda like my life.

 

You and me both.

 

@NunyaBizness
https://youtu.be/_kdTZK3-fcY
https://youtu.be/GXKQN2bRh_M

 

Thanks....


So much

 

Damn it this thread is moving too fast.

1) pink and gold sparkly dick stickers


2) eat the roll of toilet paper, stay hydrated, eat it with vegetables so it passes easier. Simple shit man.

3) less talk more rock


If he eats the roll I’ll shave my head into male pattern baldness

 

Gonna have to delete this account soon... and flee the country...

 

What country wants us degenerates???

 

None... gonna have to do this clandestine style..

 

'Murica.

 

My son did that in high school... shaving his head into Male pattern baldness lol. He looked hilarious... and 60 years old!

 

But if fleeing the country.... then you are not going anywhere if that's the answer