Grab a drink and enjoy the dumpster fire flames!!

That cat has the look of.... please kill me! or I hate this mother f'er!

 

I think he is saying that in a different order..

"I hate this mothereffer... please kill me..."

 

That was the day before my kitty got ran over. So sad.

 

He committed suicide... sorry

 

Sorry, he asked for it.

 

And his bare ass baby bathtub pic...

 

Well, there is only so much room in Mother's basement.

 

But thats a Nissan...

 

Miss those baths.

 

Back in the day a roommate called me to tell me he was responding to a call about abdominal pain...and it turned out the dude had EATEN just under a dozen- wait for it-





Barbie doll heads.

 

So one time me and a buddy took our wives out to eat at one of those nasty all u can eat places. We were in my wife's new Camry. There was a mall behind the restaurant that they wanted to go to so we dropped them off in front. As soon as they got out, my buddy said, "take me home as fast as you can, go, go, hurry!". So I'm driving her new car as hard as it would go. We hit some railroad tracks and he said, "you can slow down now".

 

Got to be honest....


That's fucking impressive...

 

Oh god... no...

 

Uhh, so not normal?

 

I can see how you'd be confused:

 

Could be. Headlights dont look swept far enough back .

 

Its either a Nissan, or an Isuzu.

But either way it's not a Toyota lol​