GraveYard Shift BS

Haha, good on ya. "Don't come round here no mo"

 

There's a major hospital 40 minutes away.

And another one that's less than an HR that does medivac

 

Man, the last thing I need is to be looking at houses right now. I haven't convinced the fiancee to get one here yet (she can't find work in her field), credit could use some improving, and my rental agreement isn't up for another 6 months..

 

Well, in my short time here, I can tell that I've missed something.

 

You could have just told her that:

"(she) should be tested for HIV, HPV, HAV, HBV, HCV, HSV, all the candidias, brewers yeasts, active dry yeast, instant yeast, various cryptococcus strains, Neisseria gonorrhoeae, all the Chlamydias, Giardiasis, tapeworm, heartworm, hookworm, amoebic dysentery, regular dysentery, staphylococcus aureus, staphylococcus lugdunensis, staphylococcus epidermidis, chronic wasting disease, mad cow disease, fat cow disease, nuronal uncoupling of oxidative phosphorylation secondary to salicylate toxicity, and most importantly rohypnol toxicity."

Then furiously scratch your balls.

done.

 

If you burn the place down your rental agreement is up after it's extinguished.

 

Or


"Does this look like a spot to you ?"

 

Build an LZ. (I had one predesignated by local medevac at my old house).

 

LOL or that. "hey do you want a valtrex? I've got extra"

 

I just would give her my phone number and the next time she called have a friend that's a girl pick it up and say you're busy

 

You guys have been slacking

 

At what?
https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/2019-taco-engine-shut.596127/page-4

Spoiler

@koditten

 

I am too busy making dead baby jokes

 

ok ok ok.

I will spice things up a bit.


WHAT WHEEL AND TIRE CAN I HAVE NO RUB NO CHOP NO LIFT. BUDGET IS $4

 

WHAT TIRE AND LIFT YOU HAZ MARTEEEN I LICK YOUR BUILD THREAD

 

You'll have to lift at least 3.25467 inches to fit 33s but you'll still have to chop .234534"

 

I only have approx one cunthair of lift.

 

I'm not sure the conversion on that but you'll need at least 500 doll hairs.

 

Because a cunthair is curly and doll hair is straight

500 doll hairs = 2-3 cunthairs (only one if redhead)

 

Made it til 5AM sleeping after falling into bed 30 minutes after putting the kids down last night. I haven’t got this much sleep since before my wife was pregnant with our first.

Maybe I need to move south.