GraveYard Shift BS

Sup Tyler

@koditten

 

Ow, she's a @koditten
She's mighty-mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a @koditten
That lady's stacked and that's a fact
Ain't holding nothing back

 

Now I need @koditten to get online so I can hear why they're so famous on the graveyard thread.

 

@koditten was a fast machine
@koditten kept her motor clean
@koditten was the best damn woman I had ever seen
@koditten had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there
'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long

 

You can't handle the @koditten

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? @koditten has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall.

We use words like "honor," "code," "loyalty." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!

 

@koditten is a ham radio god, ladies man, and can bowl a 300 with both hands. It's basically as if the dude and Chuck Norris had a child and Thor was the mother

 

Did you order the @koditten ?
I did the job --
Did you order the @koditten ?!

YOU'RE @koditten RIGHT I DID!!!

 

One must know the good word about @koditten before one can spread the word about @koditten....

 

A mountain lion once paid @koditten to attack him to get wildneress cred.

 

@koditten is the graveyard thread's omnipotent being

 

@koditten

 

Japan was warned after they bombed Pearl Harbor , that they had just woke a sleeping @koditten

 

In the beginning there was @koditten

 

And the we dropped an @koditten on em

 

By the word of the @koditten the tacomas were made, their formed steel host by the breath of his mouth

 

Nice movie quote! I haven't watched A Few Good Men in awhile.

Sounds like a real badass!

 

Some believe the Great White is the ocean's best killer...……………….it's @koditten

 

Vengeance is @koditten 's, and recompense, for the time when their foot shall slip; for the day of their calamity is at hand, and their doom comes swiftly