GraveYard Shift BS

Busy night tonight.

 

Gotcha

We just had a GSW walk in the door. Looks like a .40 or 45. Probably got the livber, gut, and diaphragm

 

We had a GSW walk in the door too.

BB gun. Two days ago.

 

Years ago when that Pokémon go was big(he was walking around at 2am trying to catch one), we had a 21yr old college student get shot and robbed. He got shot 6 times with a BB gun

 

I almost smoked a pair of pokemon go fucks on my property. They were wandering in a very difficult to access area. I thought they were meth addicts who hid their stash on my land.

They didn't even see me ten feet in front of them with a rifle pointed at them.

 

We had them get hit by cars near campus. It was insane. I wonder how many people got killed doing that shit and not paying attention.

 

Imagine getting to your afterlife of choice (@koditten) and that's your "how'd you get here" story.

"how'd y'all get here? I had a massive stroke at age 99"

"smoke inhalation saving babies from a fire"

"gunshot wound in war"

"std I got doing porn in college"

"pokemon go"

"selfie related fall death"

 

"Autoerotic asphyxiation to some real weird shit."

 

Sup Ian

 

"to some real weird shit"

hahaha

 

At work now.

 

You must have a cool job. You get to sit around and talk to some dudes about auto-erotic asphyxiation (at least during some part of your shift).

 

Haha.
It's never busy until it isn't.

 

I think ER's may have the most off the wall convos. I don't think anything is taboo.

We got to talking about the Netflix show Historical Roast. I mentioned that when Hitler got up to roast Anne Frank, he should have said...…."I'm here to roast Anne...….again" We're a bunch of dark, sick fucks here

 

Our ER is lame as fuck. People get very upset about little things.

In lighter news I picked up a Meso third brake light housing... Impulse buy.... $125... oops.

 

If you guys haven't watched it and enjoy non PC comedy...….I highly suggest watching it.

 

I don't see how you can work in an environment like this and be a stick in the mud. We see enough bad shit.

 

My Meso red/white interior lights are on the fritz. I gotta figure out what's wrong with them.