GraveYard Shift BS

Fuck you Shorsey

 

I took a joker to the hospital wee hours this morning with back pain/kidney stones. They said put him in the lobby. Joker bitched and wouldn’t sit in a chair or even get off the stretcher. Had this been my last shift my ass would have picked him up in the mega mover he was lying in and put him on the floor of the lobby and walked off. Told my partner he’d probably be called to the office the shift after my last one. All it’s going to take is one mother fucker to set me off and it’s on bitches.

Must have taught my partner well. He jumped the guys shit last night when he cussed at him in the house. Lol

 

Oh and then the fucker called us back out there at 0930 this morning. He better be glad a supervisor relieved me before I got in there again.

 

All of our malingering fucks have been incarcerated recently. We probably won’t get anything of that nature for a few days yet.

 

We had the same fucking thing, it was urinary retention and constipation for the complaint. Asshole stayed on the stretcher in the hallway for over an hour until we got a free bed.

 

I don't babysit. Once we hit hospital property he’s your problem not mine. We had one medic go back out to the truck and gave a fucker pain meds while holding the wall for a bed one time. Needless to say he doesn’t work there anymore. Rules say once on hospital property then the patient is theirs. End of story.

 

He didn't get shit. He had to lay there until we got a bed b/c he wouldn't sit in a wheelchair. Funny things is, he was seating in a chair when they picked him up. I guess people don't think we talk and assume he was picked up off the floor or out of the bed.

 

I’ve got to work this Friday.... the 13th.... and a full moon. Fuck.

 

If it makes you feel any better, I'm not working

 

sup guys

 

Sup Cody

 

not much waiting on 6 am wbu

 

Waiting for 7am.

 

im trying to decide on a new license plate
think im going with a whitetail deer and "thwak"

 

Mine is coming in. EMS plate "thmeat"

 

professional EMS is not recognized in VA only volunteer and professional fire

 

I hated living in VA. Nothing but shitty EMS jobs out there.

 

mines pretty nice can't complain

 

Hyperbole. Sorry. Mine was the worst.

 

where'd u work