GraveYard Shift BS

No, I bet yours do though.

 

I very rarely deal with poop or pee. That’s why the nurses get more money. They went to poop and pee class while I learned how to intubate and manage a ventilator.

 

I wish our patients painted with fecal matter. It would class the place up a bit.

 

C.Diff everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Some.... Not all.

No.... The smell is horrible

 

Got me two days left.

And we got new shirts yesterday.

 

Two days left on this block?

 

all this shit talk makes me almost miss the

Don’t miss that at all...

 

2 days left as a full time medic. I put in my notice 2 weeks ago as of next Monday. When I get off Tuesday morning that's it.

 

Retired?! Enjoy the sleep.

 

Nope, quit. Took a job driving and merchandising for Coca-Cola.

I'm too young to retire.

 

Ah, you had mentioned this last week. Right right.

 

Probably. I"ll just be happy to go to bed at night and not have to listen to tones going off or having the damn phone ring for abdominal pain you've had for 2 weeks and it suddenly became an emergency at 0300.

 

Last night, then into the mountains for 5-6 days. Aspens should be poppin pretty good out here in Colorado. Excited to sleep in the new camper shell with a 3 inch memory foam mattress

 

Best of luck at the new gig!!

 

Thanks Derek!

 

Is your signature a reference to being a medic? If so... might have to find you a fancy new sig

 

jealous

 

No that's in reference to my website. Click it and it will take you there.

I make and sell morale patches.