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Aint minneapolis airport where that politician got busted for gay sex in the bathroom stall? David, watch where you go. Make sure there are no holes in the stall walls.

Not sure how used to flying you are, but be prepared to strip down to basically your skivvies, be scanned, and probably groped. And thats all before you even get there

 

No it was at a truck stop. The one at the airport was a comedian. O wait we had a comedian politician.

 

There were multiples? Damn.

 

Well mpls n stpaul are sanction cities so they attract some wierd folks over there. I think they get kicked out of ca n move to minneapolis or something like that.

 

Last time I flew was in 2014. Not used to it at all. Oh great

 

Well at least you know the general idea then. No liquids bigger than 3oz in carry on bags, laptop out, shoes and jackets off, etc. Now you go through a body scanner. And it seems every time i go through, they seem to get an alert on me, which means some dude has to come over and run his hand all around my junk.

 

I had some security pass the last time. So i didnt have to do any of that. But now I know for toothpaste or liquids..

 

I recommend a tablet with movies and some Bluetooth headphones. It makes for a much more enjoyable and hassle free experience.

 

I recommend getting drunk and slapping the stewardess ass as they walk by.....oh wait it's not 1985 anymore.
This is not a good idea!

 

What about sleeping? Its a 7h flight. Leaving at 6am, get there at 10am

 

Yeah try that first!!

 

I cant sleep well on planes. I dont sleep well in general, but worse on planes.

 

i like windows to lean against. but i can also sleep sitting up if i have to. i fly a lot for work.

 

I like windows for the view. Dont like crying babies for any amount of time

 

Window is definitely best. Something to lean against. Unless you have to get up and pee every 20 minutes like most people on planes do. I go before i board, and good to go till i land.

 

You will have one in front of you, and a toddler kicking your seat behindyou

 

I'm an aisle man myself. I love the ability to stretch out my legs, plus I like to drink on planes so the option to get up and pee is a must.

 

And if the stewardess is hot, a nice ass rub to the face never hurts.

 

Let's be real though, that never happens.

 

They are usually old, or dudes