HAPPY 44th CHRIS4X4

Rioght. But I must, once again, direct your attention to my full head of hair. SO, though you may have been spawned 2 months later, the Ageing stick of life, has beaten you to looking 25 years older.

 

Thanks man!

 

I dont think it was a personal attack. Simply pointing out that your head very much resembles the top of a Roll on anti persperant bottle.

 

LOL!!

 

Thats a new one.......I like it.

 

Its the first time Ive heard it....

 

Interesting.....
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ditch%20pig



1.ditch pig
disgusting dirty slut, resembling lowest form of white trash, see also; margo.
"Who was that disgusting ditch pig who sucked 6 dicks at a time at her going away party?"

"You had me at ditch pig."

 

Ditch pig
Term used to describe a woman who bears three or more of these attributes:

A)Ugly
B)Really Fat
C)Smells of B.O.
D)Has Bad Breath and/or Bad Teeth
E)Is Visibly Dirty
F)Loudmouth Social Retard
G)Wears Undersized Skirts and Pants so That Her Fat Dirty Arse Hangs Over the Waistline to Reveal her Dingy, Soiled Thong.
H)Actually Thinks They are "All That and a Bag of Chips"
The women on Jerry Springer Show are all Ditch Pigs.

 

Ditch pig
Western Canadian expression to describe an ugly female that hunts for men outside of bars and strip clubs. Normally they hang around the roadside or parking lot at the end of the evening hoping to get picked up by the desparate and dateless. Hence the 'Ditch' part of the name. 'Pig' is self evident.
Most ditch pigs end up becoming coyote dates the next morning.
Kathy is such a ditch pig, she blew 4 guys in their pickup outside the French Maid.

 

Thanks Rich!!