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Have you sharted?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by rubberduckytaco, Jan 23, 2012.

  1. Jan 23, 2012 at 3:13 AM
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    rubberduckytaco

    rubberduckytaco [OP] Well-Known Member

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    Has anyone here ever sharted? Get that one good fart you think will be hilarious then everything goes wrong. If you have was it in public and did people know?My wife think this never happens
     
  2. Jan 23, 2012 at 3:33 AM
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    Rusty 06 4x4

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    she would be wrong not me but a friend did one time.. and no I dont have pics to prove but it happened
     
  3. Jan 23, 2012 at 4:26 AM
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    VirginiaBound

    VirginiaBound Whyareyoureadingthis?

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    Farting and a stomach virus don't combine well. :eek:
     
  4. Jan 23, 2012 at 4:48 AM
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    I've personally done it in a Joanna fabric store my wife yelled at me for dropping everything on the floor and walking out of the store lol
     
  5. Jan 23, 2012 at 4:53 AM
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    VirginiaBound

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    It's not a fun time.
     
  6. Jan 23, 2012 at 5:20 AM
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    tacomaprerunner

    tacomaprerunner Dang liberals.

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    This serves as a good reminder to me NOT to force too many farts in public.
     
  7. Jan 23, 2012 at 5:24 AM
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    Rusty 06 4x4

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    as a plumber I can tell you at one of the theatres I service I pulled a pair of undies out of the toilet where I am assuming that the person sharted and tried to flush the evidence
     
  8. Jan 23, 2012 at 8:54 AM
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    Lawlz at flushing the evidence I would of left them in the trash to share the smell
     
  9. Jan 23, 2012 at 9:15 AM
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    This story is emabarrising as hell but Ill take one for the good of the thread, I havn't even told my best friends that were there yet.

    Stayed up all night the first we were in Vegas this past summer drinking RedBull and Vodka. Stomach wasnt in the best shape the next morning.

    And we were going to the Vegas GunStore. I had signed up to shoot an AK47.

    Then.......when we were waiting in line......and our turn was about to come up.......it happened........I sharted.

    I acted quickly though, excused my self to the bathroom, did what had to be done and of course had to throw away my underwear. And returned to the line.

    Squeezing down an AK47 while 'being free down there'(you know what I mean) was an incredible experince though. So it was worth it. So yes, IT DOES HAPPEN
     
  10. Jan 23, 2012 at 9:22 AM
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    TacomaPrime

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    once, but I was also sick with the flu at the time.
     
  11. Jan 23, 2012 at 9:54 AM
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    staticsquelch

    staticsquelch Big things have small beginnings

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    Yes. Iraq 2004 (I believe everyone does there), Iraq 2006 (again, I believe everyone does there) and Dillards where the evidence was trashed not flushed.
     
  12. Jan 23, 2012 at 10:00 AM
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    several times. twice in rented tuxes
     
  13. Jan 23, 2012 at 11:05 AM
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    Ahahahahaha literally lol'd
     
  14. Jan 23, 2012 at 11:07 AM
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    i have sharted probably 3ish times.

    i have sharted in my sleep once. yes i am serious.

    my dad sharted with white shorts on in mexico at a restraunt once hahahah
     
  15. Jan 23, 2012 at 11:15 AM
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    I've sharted in my sleep as well, I had the flu though. It really sucks to wake up to!
     
  16. Jan 23, 2012 at 11:18 AM
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    dude it sucked!
    wearing boxers would have helped my case alot..... thats all im gonna say there
     
  17. Jan 23, 2012 at 11:19 AM
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    I sharted in a blockbuster once.
     
  18. Jan 23, 2012 at 11:24 AM
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    Just did it not too long ago. I was in the desert tent camping with my chick and two of my bros. i woke up around 6 am thinking i was going to have a good morning fart that would fill the tent. Yeah but the joke was on me and i sharted my self.
     
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    Yes, it was a hot summer day a few years ago, I had to throw the drawers and shorts away. It was awful.
     
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    this thread is beautiful
     
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