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Have you sharted?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by rubberduckytaco, Jan 23, 2012.

  1. Jan 23, 2012 at 11:46 AM
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    fireturk41

    fireturk41 I like to break shit!

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    being sick and farting does not mix well
     
  2. Jan 23, 2012 at 11:47 AM
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    derekabraham

    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

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  3. Jan 23, 2012 at 11:48 AM
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    97yota4wd Well-Known Member

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    were you sleeping on your stomach or back? and did you have any clothes on? haha

    i was in the worst possible scenario possible.
    :eek:

    this thread is awesome btw, funny as hell. glad im not the only one that has done it in my sleep and can share the experience:)
     
  4. Jan 23, 2012 at 11:50 AM
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    Spoonman

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    Hell yeah.

    Did it at work, threw those undies right in the dumpster. Had been experiencing some tummy troubles, tried to push out a fart, and some mush came out. It happens. I was very careful the rest of the day, since I had no boxers on.


    We need an anonymous forum where we all post as anonymous. For threads like this.
     
  5. Jan 23, 2012 at 11:52 AM
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    derekabraham

    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

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    Kim did it once while crossing the street and a car scared her. :anonymous:




    So girls do it too. :eek:
     
  6. Jan 23, 2012 at 11:53 AM
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    OZ-T

    OZ-T Did you get your precious photos ?

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    Yes

    While framing a roof , way up there , under my rain gear and roofing harness .
     
  7. Jan 23, 2012 at 11:54 AM
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    97yota4wd

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    hahahahhaahaha^^^^

    thats awesome.
     
  8. Jan 23, 2012 at 11:55 AM
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    whippersnapper02

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    I won't lie. I have done it. Not fun at all.
     
  9. Jan 23, 2012 at 12:11 PM
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    rubberduckytaco

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    Psh girls don't poo or fart lol I'm glad toll like my thread
     
  10. Jan 23, 2012 at 12:21 PM
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    One time, and I am extremely cautious now. It was a complete surprise. I was lucky, though. I was on my way to go kayaking, it was summer, and I was going to change into swim trunks anyway. Trashed that underwear for sure.

    I heard from a carpet cleaner that heard from an old guy that there are 3 rules to live by after you turn 70:

    1. If you have to pee, pee.
    2. If you have an erection, use it.
    3. A fart is not always a fart.

    The old guy had forgotten Rule #3 and left trails on his carpet.
     
  11. Jan 23, 2012 at 12:23 PM
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    Lol the guy I'm working with said that last week he's 63 but he said never trust a Gary
     
  12. Jan 23, 2012 at 12:28 PM
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    steve o 77

    steve o 77 braaap

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    Yup, twice.

    One time at work (Im a waiter and it was during the dinner rush:eek:) Luckily It was tiny and I caught it before any damage was done.

    Another time I did it at my old job cleaning horse stalls. Evidence was stashed in the horse poo and eventually in the dumpster :laugh:

    ALWAYS keep TP in your truck!!!!
     
  13. Jan 23, 2012 at 12:28 PM
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    Don't believe I have sharted,but I have pissed in my face b4. Does this count?:notsure:
     
  14. Jan 23, 2012 at 12:31 PM
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    steve o 77

    steve o 77 braaap

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    always pee down wind
     
  15. Jan 23, 2012 at 12:35 PM
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    Was drunk in a Bar back in the 90's peeing in a wall urinal when my pants some how crept back up under my junk.................you fill in the rest.
     
  16. Jan 23, 2012 at 12:36 PM
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    Not the same but still funny
     
  17. Jan 23, 2012 at 12:37 PM
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    steve o 77 braaap

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    lol! not good.

    Still not as bad as sharting. That feeling is absolutely horrible.
     
  18. Jan 23, 2012 at 12:38 PM
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    butt clenching a hot mess all the way to the nearest stall is no where on my fun list.
     
  19. Jan 23, 2012 at 12:39 PM
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    omg this is hilarious, my cheeks hurt from laughing.
     
  20. Jan 23, 2012 at 12:41 PM
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    Zombie Runner Are these black helicopters for me?

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