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Have you sharted?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by rubberduckytaco, Jan 23, 2012.

  1. gooch14

    gooch14 Well-Known Member

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    Bestop, Child Seats, petrified french fry, dog hair, empty Mtn Dew cans cracked windshield, scratches.
    most of my sharts happen at the urinal, it's gotta be obvious to the guy next to me when mid-stream i say:
    "goddamnit........" in a sad voice
    then pinch it off early in midstream with a:
    "oh, it stings"
    then waddle to the stall.
     
  2. friction

    friction Well-Known Member

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    "Stickie" this thread (get it?).
     
  3. Lost_Humanity

    Lost_Humanity Bad decisions make great stories.

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    I have several times.

    The best one (yep, I'm proud) was in college. I woke up from a bender and stumbled out to the couch in the living room of my friends' duplex in my boxers. Everyone was groggy and crabby and we were finalizing plans for a McDonalds run.

    I felt the urge to purge and leaned back on the couch and let my gas fly. Only my gas was more liquid than gas and the noise was less "brrrrrrrrrrap" and more "thooopt."

    To compound matters, the entire crotch was basically ripped out of my boxers from the previous night's activities, and so a nice quarter-sized dollop of viscous poo landed on the couch. We scrubbed it with fabric cleaner then just flipped the couch cushion over.

    To this day, that piece of furniture is still referred to as "Poop Couch."
     
  4. NicNac22

    NicNac22 D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

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    omg that killed me....props to you for owning it!
     
  5. staticsquelch

    staticsquelch Big things have small beginnings

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    I'm got funny looks from people in my office after reading this.
     
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  7. Lost_Humanity

    Lost_Humanity Bad decisions make great stories.

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    It was their couch. I didn't care if it got cleaned or not. If they would have told me to clean it myself I would have told them to go fuck themselves.

    We all pitched in. Much merriment and tomfoolery was enjoyed.
     
  8. 97yota4wd

    97yota4wd Well-Known Member

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    was a pivot and a squat away from making it in the bowl.

    hahahaaha
     
  9. gooch14

    gooch14 Well-Known Member

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    new slogan for TW?
     
  10. Lost_Humanity

    Lost_Humanity Bad decisions make great stories.

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    I think that one's "Much Butthurt and Asshattery was experienced."
     
  11. Tacoma831

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    On my back with boxers thankfully, still a horrible thing to wake up to...
     
  12. Tacoma831

    Tacoma831 Member

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    ......or farting?
     
  13. NicNac22

    NicNac22 D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

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    wrong cheeks
    lol no
     
  14. rubberduckytaco

    rubberduckytaco [OP] Well-Known Member

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    Haha I'm glad I made this thread
     
  15. OffroadToy

    OffroadToy The dog did it...I swear!

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  16. 97yota4wd

    97yota4wd Well-Known Member

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    imagine with no boxers and on your stomach, wake up, "WTF" turn over on your back and then.... "ohhhhh shit"

    sucks it was 3 hours before i had to be up, had to wash sheets, blankets....
     
  17. 97yota4wd

    97yota4wd Well-Known Member

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    BTW, if this thread gets moved to the green room im gonna be a very angry person.
     
  18. krimson

    krimson Nothin

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    I'm surprised this thread didn't get put in the 2nd gen section.
     
  19. 97yota4wd

    97yota4wd Well-Known Member

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    nope, just makes me mad when that happens haha. cause the thread pretty much dies and i find all threads from the home page, i never check the green room.
     
  20. Tacomanator

    Tacomanator Boiling denim and bangin whores

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    The only time I seem to shart is when i'm walking my dog.
     
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