Hawaii BS Thread!

YOU SHOULD. BIG ISLAND'S WHERE IT'S AT

 

IS THE BIG ISLAND OAHU?!?! I WAS JUST GONE FOR AN HOUR, MY BOSS CAME IN TO BULLSHIT AND CHAT, HE"S JUST AS FUCKING BORED AS I AM

 

NONONO, IT'S A DIFFERENT ISLAND.

THE ACTUAL "ISLAND OF HAWAII" IS THE BIG ISLAND.

YOU BSED WITH YOUR BOSS FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR? YOU GUYS MUST NOT HAVE MUCH TO DO

 

NOT KIDDING WITH THE "HES JUST AS FUCKING BORED AS I AM" HE FIRST CAME IN ASKING ME ABOUT 30 SECONDS WORTH OF INFO ON THE PROCESS SYSTEMS, I GAVE HIM HIS YES'S AND NO'S, THEN ALL WAS GOOD. I HAVE ANOTHER LITTLE 20 MINUTE JOB I HAVE TO DO TONIGHT, THEN SWEET FUCK ALL CHERRY PIE TILL I GO HOME AT 7:30 (3 N A HALF HOURS FOR YOU OCEAN TIME ZONE KRAZIES)

 

HOLY OZ-BAN!. I JUST NOTICED
YOURE TALKING TO ME FROM THE FUTURE

IT'S STILL YESTERDAY HERE




BTW. KRAYZIE ISNT HERE

 

I AM CANADIAN, WE ARE THE FUTURE, WE WILL BUILT SKYNET AND TAKE OVER TEH EARTHS.

I'D HOPE NOT, CAN HE STILL BE TRUSTED AROUND MACHINERY?? IT TAKES BOATS OR SHARK-RIDING TO GET WHERE YOU ARE

 

KRAZIE TRIED TO GET HERE IN A PLANE ONCE BUT HE PUT THE ENGINE FUEL INTO THE LAVATORY BATHROOM SINK WATER BLADDER AND CAUSED A FIERY TURD-Y EXPLOSION.

SINCE THEN THE FAA DOENST ALLOW HIM TO FLY WITHOUT A 75 YEAR OLD WOMAN NAMED MARTHA HOLDING HIS HAND


AND ARE YOU SAYING CANADIANS WILL ULTIMATELY CAUSE THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD

 

BAHAHAHA, I SHOULD GO RESURRECT THAT THREAD AGAIN

GOD I HOPE SO, I'D HATE TO GO MEET MY MAKER FOR ANY REASON OTHER THEN MY OWN.

CAN YOU IMAGINE, DRIVING ALONG WITH A TRUCK BOX FULL OF EVIL ROBOTS WAITING TO BE ACTIVATED UPON ARRIVE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, AND ASAIN GRANDMOTHER DRIVES INTO YOU AND KILLS YOU?!?!

I'D BE SO PISSED

 

THAT'D BE LIKE TRYING TO PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE, BUT GETTING KICKED IN THE TESTICLES BY A MEXICAN MIDGET WRESTLER BEFORE YOUR FIST MAKES CONTACT! WHAT A DOWNER

ID SAY WE SHOULD RESSURECT ALL OF THE DRAMA-CAUSING, FAMOUS TW THREADS BUT I THINK THAT'D BE CAUSE FOR BANS FROM A HUNGOVER CHRIS IN THE MORNING

 

DONT YOU WORRY CHRIS SHALL GET WHATS COMING TO HIM MUWAHAHAHAHAHA I HEAR THE AVERAGE HUMAN EATS 13 SPIDERS A YEAR IN THEIR DRUNKEN SLUMBERS!!!

I WONDER IF SCREAMING ON TW ALL NIGHT IS A BANNABLE OFFENSE??

 

I DONT THINK SO, CAUSE NOBODY'S SLEEPING, THEYVE ALL JUST BEEN RAPTURED

 

OMFG WE'RE THE ONLY ONES LEFT!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7yPx5sxQYw

 

APPARENTLY.
WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO.

TIME TO START SOME POLITICAL THREADS :COOL:

 

BUT ALL THE POLITICIANS ARE DEAD, WE'LL HAVE TO START OUR OWN POLITCAL PARTIES.

MY PARTY WILL BE: THE FROZEN PINEAPPLE PARTY

 

MINE WILL BE

THE EMPTY PRINTER CARTRIDGE PARTY.

BECAUSE WE PISS EVERYONE OFF, AT THE MOST INOPPORTUNE TIMES

 

IT SOUND LIKE YOUR PARTY STANDS FOR TAKING THINGS FROM THE PEOPLE, MY PARTY IS AGAINST THAT VERY THING. WE ARE NOW POLITICAL ENEMIES

 

I GENERALLY DISLIKE YOU.
NOT KNOWING YOU, OR HAVING EVER MET YOU, BECAUSE YOU'RE PART OF THAT PARTY

 

MY PARTY IS THE ONE TRUE POLICALLY CORRECT PARTY, WE BELIEVE IN RAPTOR JESUS, SUPERCHARGING BABIES, AND ADDING THOSE FAKE SHINY STONES TO CELL PHONES, GIRLS LOVE THAT SHIT.

ALL HAIL THE FROZEN PINEAPPLE

 

FUCK YOU!
MY PARTY IS THE MOST CORRECT, POLITICAL OR NOT. OUR MORALS ARE STRONGER THAN YOURS BECAUSE WE ARE BETTER PEOPLE WHO ARE NEVER WRONG. YOU PEOPLE BELIEVE IN PUNTING BABIES AND STEALING CLOCKS FROM BLUE-COLLAR WORKERS SO THEYRE LATE TO WORK!

WE'RE THE PARTY OF "PARTY", WHO BELIEVE IN GUD AND TURBOCHARGING BABIES. WE BELIEVE IN EVERYTHING YOU DON'T, INCLUDING MATH AND GEOGRAPHY.

ALSO, WE HAVE OREOS. BITCHES LOVE OREOS

YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE ON TOP, BUT OUR CRACK TEAM OF SCIENTISTS HAVE CREATED A METAPHORICAL VIDEO OF YOUR PARTY'S DEMISE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf4aaSWnrVw&feature=relmfu
THE BIKE IS YOUR PINEAPPLE AGENDA, AND YOU'RE RIDING IT. THE ARCH IS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND MY PARTY'S PALM WHEN WE'RE FACEPALMING YOU

 

MARCEL I THINK I WON