Hawaiian Style Tacomas - what are the rules and goals?

Haha Hawaiians don't wear wetsuits, they despise them

 

The rules are:

- Keep it waxed
- Keep it below 55 mph

 

In Hawaii, before you guy a Tacoma, you gotta know someone that can "take care" of your safety check. Usually your brother's wife cousin's husband sister's third cousin.

 

Usually the deal will involve a case of beer and plate lunch. And none of that light beer junk, has to be Heineken in the bottle. Plate lunch better be from that one truck that parks by the prison at the airport that has the girl with the tattoo's.

 

Kalua pork and poi?

 

loco moco
da kine

 

Double mac
double rice

 

I lived on Maui and Oahu North Shore. I have a fresh HE>i decal ready for my tailgate. Also what makes it true Hawai'ian style is one must wear OSHA green long sleeve shirt with arm hanging out window, with at least 2 braddahs sittin in the bed.

 

Here is Jo Koy taking time off from the Golden Globes to chime in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI8O0DcwZ8Y&t=45s

 

I thought it was spam and a longboard beer to wash it down with?

 

I had a college friend that wouldn’t even have rice. He literally said “ALL MAC” Hahaha I laughed so hard.

Anyways. I’m having a great time reading some of your responses

- from a guy born and raised Hawaii lol

 

Budweiser aka “Hawaiian firecracker” or bust

 

Where do they keep the step ladders to get in? Certainly a niche style that doesn't appeal to me but people like what they like. Nice trucks in their own way.

 

Love me a good loko moko

 

Musubi or die

 

LOL!!! So true!!! I lived on Maui for about a month before it dawned on me. Edit to add had to watch it a few more times. “Purple?”

 

Spam musubi

 

I had a house in Makena years ago so I get it.

 

Well it’s Hawaii. We certainly aren’t talking traditional musubi…

And as long as I’m doubling down; spam musubi w/egg fully wrapped in nori or die.
None of this little strip BS