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HELP JDMCQ DECIDE WHAT KIND OF TOILET PAPER TO BUY ON THE WAY HOME FROM WORK TODAY

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by scocar, Dec 13, 2011.

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Help me clean my butt!

Poll closed Dec 18, 2011.

  1. Charmin 2 ply

    3 vote(s)
    8.6%

  2. Snuggles 4 ply

    2 vote(s)
    5.7%

  3. Canvas tarp

    7 vote(s)
    20.0%

  4. Dead Heretic

    14 vote(s)
    40.0%

  5. derp

    5 vote(s)
    14.3%

  6. Gonch

    4 vote(s)
    11.4%
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  1. Dec 13, 2011 at 10:33 AM
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    scocar

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    Actually, gear oil does smell like ass.
     
    scocar, Dec 13, 2011
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  2. Dec 13, 2011 at 10:34 AM
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    jofixer

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    Northern quilted+baby wipes. Keep the baby wipes refridgerated!
     
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  3. Dec 13, 2011 at 10:34 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    And WTF do you mean by "noob"? Ive been wiping my own ass for the better part of......well.....at least 30+ years. I have to discount the times I was in the hospital, as I have no idea who wiped me then.....
     
    chris4x4, Dec 13, 2011
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  4. Dec 13, 2011 at 10:34 AM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Your using the wrong kind......or smelling the wrong ass....
     
    chris4x4, Dec 13, 2011
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  5. Dec 13, 2011 at 10:35 AM
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    JDMcQ

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    If you are using gear oil, you are clearly doing it wrong.
     
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  6. Dec 13, 2011 at 10:36 AM
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    he uses it with the sand paper to provide some lubrication. kinda like wet sanding.
     
    krap22, Dec 13, 2011
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  7. Dec 13, 2011 at 10:36 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    I dont wipe with it myself.....but Ive dumped it down the back of me pants.....
     
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  8. Dec 13, 2011 at 10:37 AM
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    Is there one that smells like bacon? I want that.
     
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  9. Dec 13, 2011 at 10:39 AM
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    jjew18 the Nightman cometh!

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  10. Dec 13, 2011 at 10:41 AM
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    Ran out of KY?
     
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  11. Dec 13, 2011 at 10:43 AM
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    scocar

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    Chris, if this poll were about YOU and YOUR needs, this would have been an option.

    [​IMG]

    But it's not. It's about John and what he needs, whether he realizes it or not. We're here for you, buddy!
     
    scocar, Dec 13, 2011
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  12. Dec 13, 2011 at 10:46 AM
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  13. Dec 13, 2011 at 10:51 AM
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    Maybe OZ can loan him some gonchies?!
     
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  14. Dec 13, 2011 at 10:55 AM
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    Why isn't news paper an option?
     
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  15. Dec 13, 2011 at 10:59 AM
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    Choosy moms choose soft toilet paper.

    I use corn husks.
     
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  16. Dec 13, 2011 at 11:09 AM
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  17. Dec 13, 2011 at 11:15 AM
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    find the following items...

    sawdust
    copious amounts of hooker spit
    gasoline
    amonium nitrate


    mix them all together, and then use the shitter.

    follow up with a swift, and quick wipe using said items...
     
    Joben7726, Dec 13, 2011
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  18. Dec 13, 2011 at 11:19 AM
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    I hope that during the voting, everyone is taking in account the stromboli I had for lunch.
     
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  19. Dec 13, 2011 at 11:23 AM
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    Should I add a spatula to the options?
     
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  20. Dec 13, 2011 at 11:26 AM
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    I think a steel wire brush would work best to clean your butt with, I hear Chris has one available
     
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