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This should be frequently quoted, out of context, in random places on the forums.

 

You sound disturbingly experienced at this?

 

No one else is gonna say it?

Bananema, obviously.

 

Done.

 

Everything green on all my portfolios in all my accounts today. Nice.
Expect rain and thunder and pestilence next week. Harken my words for it is written in the Halls of the SEC there shalt be chaos for the masses and only thine rulers shall gain.

 

https://twitter.com/ConvertibiIidad/status/1400936208788774916?s=20

 

Need a new thread title. Something that will draw in the unsuspecting. Suggest: “My 401K won’t let me buy $GME options, open to suggestions”.

 

Whats the biggest amount of GME I can fit with a stock wallet?

 

Tool song?

 

this is my vote

 

Everything on my YouTube says AMC to 100K lol

 

I remember i checked when we first went through this and it was like 52,000 from unemployment and the 600 going around which was right on the average individual income at the time. Dunno what unemployment is getting now but right now Average household income: 87k, median: 61k; Median individual income 36k, Average: 51,900
$400 a week unemployment(guessing) would be 20k
No question why people don't want to go back to work

 

Yeah, $400 PLUS the $300/week extra covid....Now x2 for a married couple? For 24 weeks...You're looking at $37,000 in Massachusetts. That's over $72,000 a year to sit at home...
https://www.forbes.com/advisor/personal-finance/300-unemployment-calculator-by-state/

 

Got almost 2lbs of Beef short ribs for $8 on sale at the store on my lunch chips run...
Going to cook those low and slow tonight...

 

$19 is $19

 

All this GME, AMC, BB, et al to the moon shit and only @TreeFortRichard and I got into the real moon shot this month. NVDA for the win.

I sold most of my positions today at $2 off the ATH. I kept 2 NVDA JUN 16 $600 calls in my account. I'll exercise one. The other I'll wait and see. It's at 820% gains right now. It would be cool to make that an even 1000%. lol

 

Hey I have some too! Not much, but some.

 

Stock or options?