Here’s my dumbass Friday post.

I had a 2000 Tundra (1st year), and when parked next my 3rd Gen Taco, very close in size. The Tundra was a little bigger on the inside too.

 

To step on the side.

 

Ew

 

That rear end reminds me of PT cruiser, one of the ugliest vehicles ever made.

 

Neck and neck with the Chevy SSR

 

a PT LOSER

 

I had one once as an emergency vehicle after someone totaled my motorcycle ( with me on it ) long story.

What a Piece of Sh*t... damn thing had a flame painted down the side of it too.
Here's my Craigslist ad I put up - and yea, it sold within a week LOL...

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OK so sometime mid-March this car will be on the market.
That's right folks you heard it here - this flame-striped PT-Cruiser
can be all yours for the low-low price of $1200.00 American Dollars,
cash-only please. No I won't take less. I'll crash it before I take a
penny less.

This is a 2004 PT-Cruiser with a bitch'n flame paint job.
Women LOVE IT.
Children DELIGHT in seeing it.

I'm even throwing in some of those tacky Deer-Ears and wreaths people
put on around Christmas.

This car has about 76,500 miles on it and it's like new.

That's right folks it's just like a BRAND-NEW PT-Cruiser:
It's made by Chrysler after all... right here in the U.S.A. with parts
supplied from who knows where.

I won't lie to you this car is a piece of sh*t... just like the NEW ONES.
Don't believe me?... Google this piece of sh*t and read the reviews.
Sure it's a 2004 but it's just like a BRAND-NEW ONE.

Here's the facts:
First off don't drive it at night unless you know you have gas because the
gas-gauge light is gone.

Check the weather too because if it's raining you are sh*t out of luck as
the fking WindShield Wipers don't work. Well they do if you manually push down
on the stick-thing but that's it.

Pray that you don't have to use the horn you'd be better off screaming out the
window because it sounds like a dying baby duck. My daughter brings her friends
over to hear it just so they can laugh.

If you like Radiator Fluid you'll love this car it leaks like nobody's business
into the back-floorboard ( Heater Core Issue)... best just re-route the core-lines
and forget about heat. Or just make damn sure no person ( or object ) touches the
back passenger floorboard. Oh... keep some fluid handy too.

The Hot-Water-Light comes on pretty often just to remind you what a piece of
sh*t car this is, and when you go to fill it up you realize it's still pretty full.
Just a joke from Chrysler I guess to make you look stupid.

Don't make quick moves while driving it either, I swear the front-left wheel bearing
is about to snap just take it easy and slow way-down for speed bumps too.

Don't keep valuables in it because the hatch-back won't lock. I keep it pretty
trashed to keep would-be theives at bay anyway.

I wouldn't drive it more than 5 or 10 miles at a time, I really don't trust it at all.
(just being straight up).. but school commutes or Walmart runs are fine for it.

These issues are typical of BRAND-NEW-PT-CRUISER models so you can tell your friends you
bought a brand-new-car ... go ahead... Google these Mother-Fkers and read the
reviews... even with all the problems you are practically driving a BRAND-NEW
PT-CRUISER for next to nothing. Your friends will be green with envy.
Let's talk about what's good and what works.

It's got flames for crying out loud... FLAMES !!!

The headlights work, but they are dim as a fence post.
The seatbelts work, but really, what's the use.
The blinkers work. That's a big big plus.
The radio works.
I think it has a CD Player but I won't put one in there, would you?
The engine is actually pretty strong.
Power windows work... SCORE !!!
Tires seem pretty good.
A/C?... I don't know haven't tried it. Kinda scared to.

Got kids that are of driving age?
They wouldn't be caught dead in this thing, so they'll never ask for the keys!!!

If you like to play tricks, take a 2-3 day drive to Memphis and leave it running
in some ghetto parking lot and laugh like hell when some clown steals it...
the joke will be on him!!

 

So wait, is it still for sale?

 

Both of my grandfathers wouldn’t shave been caught dead in a tundra. Gmc and dodge families.

 

Everyone needs an overpriced red sweater with a teddy bear on it.

 

Ha ha no. I actually declined to sell it to someone who was just married and he wanted it for his wife who
had just learned to drive in the states. I just couldn't do it the gal could hardly speak english and didn't know
a thing about driving. I was truly concerned for her safety.

Some dude bought it with full disclosure on what he was getting into and he understood
but at the time just needed something to get back and forth to work 6 miles each way.
Paid me $1200 cash and was on his way.

 

Looks like 2001 at that.

 

Had that same tundra in Silver, bought new in 03. Loved it. Ran like a beast!! Great truck.

 

Hilarious, I'd schedule an appointment to see it so I could meet the author of the ad.

 

Ha well that was like 7 years ago, but if you find yourself in Metro Phoenix look me up.