Hockey Trash Talk & BS thread

I didn't watch it, no cable no nothing. Just checking the box score, what happened?

 

That is absolutely awesome!

 

Have fun with your beer league hockey. That was an illegal check, and if you think that it wasnt then you should seriously reconsider getting some new glasses, or taking off those rose colored 'oilers glasses'.

Lets go right to the rulebook shall we?

"A boarding penalty shall be imposed on any player who checks or pushes a defenseless opponent in such a manner that causes the opponent to hit or impact the boards violently or dangerously."

I get that you are passionate about your team but you look ridiculous when you try to argue about something so clear cut. Makes you sound like the guy who has never played hockey.

I bet you if that hit was on an Oiler you would be the first one here whining and crying

 

Beer league?? Sorry....I don't drink.

 

I didn't realize how shitty the Habs have played recently. 3-14 or something?

 

Yup, and @bubagump74 is no where to be found on here now lol.

 

Looks good on those 1993 crooks. I wonder how many of their other 'cups' were won with an open vagina.

 

Just like those those 2003 crooks. FU Devils.

 

I still have my Devils cap from that year ... Yup, I was the biggest bandwagoner that finals series. Pissed off quite a few quackers around here. Sadly a few years later I didn't buy a jinx cap

 

Neidermeyer, Pronger, and Jiggy can't be jinxed.

 

lol ...they beat what was probably the weakest east team to make the finals of ALL time.

#squidward

 

A crazed fan brought a rifle to the game and shot Stalok in the forehead, allowing Wheeler to score what appeared to be the tying shorthanded goal. The goal was disallowed on account of the attempted murder. Stalok was able to finish the game after removing her tampon from her vagina and inserting it into the bullet wound, which stopped the bleeding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06MpXqP2XhU

 

Nice. Broadcasts would certainly be more entertaining if you were doing the color.

 

Bad call. Wheeler kept his line. No intention to trip. The Sharks goalie entered his line, not the other way around.

 

Agreed.

 

A hard call for the ref to make at full speed but the embellishment should have been a no-brainer. Very Dominique Hasekesque.
Looked to me like the defenceman's skate contacted Wheeler's skate which then contacted the goalie's skate. When he saw Wheeler would come up with the puck behind the net with everyone out of position he threw his stick 8 feet in the air and flailed his arms back.

 

Oh god, another Wings fan. You guys are like herpes. Just won't go away. Go Coyotes!

 

I don't know whats funnier.

You quoting a post from 2008...or the fact that Detroit won the cup in 2008.