Hockey Trash Talk & BS thread

Didn't say you did

 

HAHA I remember seeing that poster....A long time ago there was a chic that had a poster that said me + Jagr=69, She was in the front row, they took it away from her.

 

I don't

 

Did you get your shirt for tomorrow night's game?

 

how could he have a shirt already if they're giving them out to the FIRST 10,000 fans at the game TOMORROW?


FAIL

 

BIG FAIL...Thought the game was tonight...FML ...That's like being from Saskatchewan and not dating a relative...
Oh Well as I said FUCK the Canucks, GO BRUINS!

 

I dunno about you guys, but if someone was sticking their sweaty glove in my face (which isnt a fucking hockey play to start with) I would happily bit it. I really dont get the reason people are so shocked. What the fuck was he face washing him for? I would like to hear answers. I fucking argued with someone all day about this, and he was stubborn and stupid......go

 

I really doubt you could bite through a hockey glove anyway

 

i agree.

 

you can but i dont think you could make someone bleed though.

 

eat a bag of dicks fucktard.

 

amen,I'd a bit hard enough it would have drawn blood

 

x2

 

holy fuck, I actually agree with you. it's like jumping out of a boat and not expecting to get wet. stick your finger in a guys mouth in a scrum and he's gonna bite you.

 

who is that guy

 

fixed it for you

 

i couldnt study all day in class arguing with this guy over it. He was insane about it. Its not different then slashing someone, then bitching when they spear you. Sure it was worse, but what did you expect? Both were illegal plays. Im glad so many people agree, fuck I was mad

 

Also pretty pissed off that stupid french people voted that Cammalleri goal all the way to now top 3 and possibly top 2 goal of the year. My fucking cat could make that play, its a joke. Jeff Skinner made so many ridiculous goals this year and should have been there. Grabovskis was awesome because he got chara-crushed a few times, then scored the winner with a few mins left and was sweet, but still not finals worthy

 

The Bieksa goal to oust the Sharks is goal of the year

 

even if you can, sticking a gloved finger in someones face/mouth on purpose isnt a hockey play. He deserved it. Now if he bit it off? hurt him bad? ya sure, they its a big deal, same with a major penalty that can attract criminal action. Its just a fact, but in a sport where you only sit down for 5 mins for throwing fists at someones face over and over again, a little bite shouldnt be a surprise