Hockey Trash Talk & BS thread

ef, fuck you DB. The Monster is giving prostate exams.. you in?

 

I need a wife trash talking thread. Anonymous of course.

My wife isn't letting me watch any hockey right now because "I've been watching a ton of it" and "Her show just started" I'd go to the other room but my 3 year old is asleep in it. And if he wakes up, by my fault, I'll probably have to sleep in the Tacoma.

I think I've been set up and that this might be a passive aggressive attempt at an intervention.

I should go to the bar.

Also, WTB an air mattress that fits a Tacoma and one of those fancy truck tents. Oh, and a 50' or so extension cord for my laptop. I have a couple much longer ones but they're a bitch to unravel for what ends up being 25'.

 

NOT ON YOUR BEST DAY.
BUT I DO KNOW YOU WILL.......

IM GONNA NEED YOUZ GUYZ TO KEEP THAT SHIT TALKING UP WHILE IM GONE FPOR A FEW DAYS

 

Grow some nuts

 

Fightnfire lacks them

 

Interesting read on the Canucks goalie futures

http://www.cbc.ca/m/touch/canada/br.../spf-nhl-canucks-goalie-schneider-luongo.html

 

Yeah, after the Bruins goal they both decided to derp Picking up steam now though...

 

What I lack for nuts I hope to make up for in brains .. I'll drink my beer, surf the web and I can probably still get some tonight.

Also, I wont get in trouble if somehow the dog wakes up the kid. He's not much for chasing errant down the hallway thrown balls though lately .. I'm working on it. I already whispered in an excited voice "Is someone here buddy?" but I think he's also to deaf to hear me ..

 

I thought your pooch passed away .

 

Indeed.

 

Not yet, he was diagnosed with cancer, probably pretty full of it. Dr. has given him 3-6. We've been watching him closely as it's been about 2 I think. I don't see any signs of constant discomfort yet but he is going downhill. My post was when I got home from the Vet.'

Edit: and for what you lack in reading comprehension, you make up for in wit and trash talking ability.

 

Months ?

 

sorry to hear that

 

Aye

 

Ty, I guess you could say we've been blessed that we were able to bring him home for a little bit and spoil him.

But,

I don't want to jack this thread

Let the trash talking commence!

 

FU U BUNCH OF PUSSY ASS DB BITCHES

 

atta boy, coming through for me!

EFNGDOOSH

 

can the Bruins play any sloppier?

 

HAHAHA... stupid Ovechkin.