Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I'm late to the chueys talk, but the only reason to go there is the ranch sauce. I cannot begin to explain the taste bud orgasmic explosion you get in your mouth when you get it. I get a half gallon of the stuff when I go there.

 

One of the pics were at heb.... I was attempting to get the mud off at that car was! It failed!

 

All I read was you wanted a half gallon orgasmic explosion in your mouth.

 

Lol gaaaaay

 

That's all I remember from what I read lol

 

The one on Spencer and east

 

Even had to read that line twice to make sure

 

You can't go mudding and wash the truck same day lol

 

It's a right of passage to have mud on your truck

 

I'm right down the road, there is also another one about 2 miles from it further down spencer on the left. Neither of them have long waits

 

This. You gotta let it sit in for a week at least

 

I dont work in construction, but I do have to drive down a long unpaved road to get to my office. The only concrete out there is my actual parking space. I havent washed mine since I started there. Just no point.

 

Or you can just make your own!!

 

Well I work offshore so I don't have a week to let it sit! I have to go back to work soon.. Work 21 21 so it would have sat for 21 days. Would that be long enough hahaha

 

I've scoured the internet to find a recipe (came close a couple of times but didn't taste the same) I also bribed the waiter $50 to get me the recipe but he said it's a "secret".

 

I was talking about the barrito lol

but I'm sure you can get a job there and see how they make it

 

22 days would be prime time lol

 

Coming together piece by piece.