Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

The same as usual

 

It was cool last weekend. But now we're stuck with another weekend of rain. Boo!

 

Humid as fuck

 

Lol

 

Just peachy!

 

The humidity is good for your skin

 

Mmm. Now I'm craving a peach. Thanks!

 

IT PUTS THE HUMIDITY ON THE SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

 

When I lived in Minnesota I always had dry skin and had to use moisturizing lotion all the time. Now that I live down here my skin is prefect

 

FIFY

 

haha

 

Yep, we're kind of the anti-AZ.....

 

My tent was once lost and now its found. Delivery by EOD!

Still pissed off at Con-way though, worst service ever.

 

Oh no.. the cop is here

 

well (besides that he is an asshole) he doesnt like people parking in front of his house (which is a public street and completely legal to park on) even though he lives on the corner and is the only house on the street with a driveway (he actually has two drive ways!) so everyone else parks on the street.. i came home late and parked in front of his house (i normally park across the street and just walk but it was late the the street was full)

this man has called the cops on multiple friends of mine for parking there (the cops literally come and say "its a public street, they can park there). he has also been given tickets because he will park an empty flatbed trailer there for weeks to keep people from parking there.

mixed with the fact that he is a total jerk about my jeep, always saying I have more money than time (because i'm always working on it) or calling me a hightech-redneck (because im apparently fancy -_- )

 

gender neutral its ridiculous. he better hope i dont get some alone time with his pos truck.

 

lmao, yes. but its been moved since his last ticked (thats why i was able to park there)

 

Y'awl know how to hang onto a grudge don't you!

 

this is an adult married man with teenagers

LMFAO!!