Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

The 24th through the 29th, you gonna stop down?

 

Ya I go home for the holidays, san antonio to houston isn't far

 

Everybody hide your shit, the cops here

 

What it do

 

Ya fuck that noise

I'm waiting for it to rain here, there are clouds coming that are very dark

 

made it home to put the top on the jeep before it rained..
so far it was sprinkled for about a minute and then stopped..
waste of time

 

Getting ready for this weekend

 

PNC is putting me in a 5-star hotel for my interview

 

I thought that was a fallout shelter and was going to say you need at least 5x more food and drink stocked up. Also a few USB drives of porn couldn't hurt.

 

Lol

 

I'm not what you call a hunter.

 

Huh, I was thinking zombie apocalypse in the sewers,,, but whatever.

 

Looking for a Well Planner. Position is located in North Houston
Desired Expertise: Directional Drilling, MWD/LWD, Well Planning
Experience: 1+ years
Minimum Education: Associates/2 yr Degree (experience offsets education requirement)
Salary: Competitive + Company Vehicle + Phantom Ownership
Location: Houston, TX, US
Employment Type: Full Time Salaried Employee

Job Description:
Searching for an experienced well planner with thorough knowledge of Landmark Compass and/or Hawkeye 3D for planning wells on U.S land projects.

The Well Planner will utilize engineering software packages to design well paths, in mathematical and graphic formats, for drilling engineers and geologists. With experience, the Well Planner will utilize more advanced software packages to perform torque & drag, hydraulics and BHA analysis to optimize all drilling parameters.

Ideal candidate must be able to work with little supervision and perform the following duties:

This role will interface with directional personnel and key customers to produce well plans for directional drilling.
Calculate customer information to form well plans that can be used to complete a graphic representation of calculated well paths
Plot and prepare graphic representations to deliver to customers and to rig locations
Compile and maintain information for proposals and end of well recaps for customers
Receive surveys from directional drillers in the field and produce daily Planned Vs. Actual reports and end of well recaps to present to customers
Maintain Field computers
Heavy client interface both written and in-person
Work assignments carried out to the highest quality level
Ability to be on-call 24x7 nights/weekends/holidays for extended periods of time
SKILL SETS

Communication -
i. Effective Communication (speaking with supervisors and coworkers; speaking with clients in person and via phone)
ii. Reporting information (maintaining perpetual progress reports)
Research & Planning -
i. Identifying problems, coming up with solutions, gathering information, solving problems, extracting and analyzing information
Organizing & Managing -
i. Handling details (assuring that vital information has been collected; verifying data to assure complete accuracy)
ii. Coordinating tasks (breaking projects accordingly by priority and sections)
iii. Decision making with others
Workplace -
i. Implementing decisions, working with the drilling department, managing time, attention to details, and meeting tight deadlines

SPECIFIC TRAINING & SKILLS

Good technical, computer and mathematic skills are top desired skills
Mathematics - geometry, geometric equations, and trigonometry
AutoCAD - create basic land coordinate drawings; extract data from land survey drawings (AutoCAD training/experience a plus, or must have the ability and willingness to learn)
Excel/Word/PowerPoint/Outlook - maintain and create spreadsheets and graphs; write letters, and create presentations in written and graphic formats
Adobe Acrobat - convert documents into PDF files; modify, convert and extract data from PDF files
Geographic - understand surface how to read a surface plat

QUALIFICATIONS

General oilfield drilling, MWD/LWD, directional drilling or mud logging experience are heavily preferred
Associates or Bachelor's degree in Engineering or Computer related field preferred
CAD skills/experience a plus
Strong verbal and written skills
Must be able to interface with customers and fellow employees
Multi-tasking ability
Willingness to learn Directional Drilling practices


PM me if you are qualified and interested.

 

White t shirt Monday?

 

Public range?

 

luckily no.

 

Bass pro shop. My stepdad got a new scope for his crossbow and we were zeroing it in.