Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Damn this thread is getting to emotional for me.

 

Walk in on a girlfriend fucking one of your friend and you will be numb of all sorts of feelings forever. I know

 

Ouch sorry dude mine was nothing like that. Yeah I mean I did date her for almost 3 years but she was crazy... its funny because thats what I used to like about her lol

Why do girls always have to fuck with guys heads?

 

It was years ago. Did you know a person could be overcome with so much rage that they could rip a window frame off of a house. Lol

I also stay away from crazies

 

Ouch, sorry for your loss...and hers, though you are better for it. That's horrible, I couldn't imagine being a nice person after that. Kudos.

 

All this Ex talk has me thinking how much I like my Girlfriend. I for sure got lucky with this one. She likes to go fishing and hunting with me and she's not afraid to cut up a deer.

 

Fuuuuuuccckkk I really fucked up. We were supposed to go to gilmer with you fuckers next weekend...


Told her I was gonna sell the truck and she said that's stupid and she won't sign off on it...

 

It doesn't but it gets rid of the memories and I could get so etching cheaper

 

No we actually did stuff together in the truck shared experiences. Nvm

 

That awkward moment when you open safari and forgot to close the porn tab...

 

I leave to play vidja for a few hours and I come back to a thread that looks like lines from a Dashboard Confessional song.

 

Why would you ever put your ears through that pain?

 

You know how many gfs and strange I've done stuff with in my truck? I'd never get rid of it

 

Not being mean but my love for my truck trumps all

 

Oh you guys fancy! River Oaks shhhhhhhhhhheeeeeiiiiiiii. I kinda want to hit up Moon Tower Inn.

If you cried in front of her and she turned away, then yes.

Now think what would have happened if you pulled off all your clothes and jumped on in...


Ok this is in poor taste, even for me. But that's what I would have done just for the shock value. After which I would have said "Now we all have the herp, oh and yea before I forget make sure you pack all your stuff cause if anything is left when I wake up it's getting kicked to the curb like you."

She's right.

No your truck won't cheat on you because you man handle it, smack it around once in a while, put a few dents in her here and there to remind her whose in charge.


I kid! I kid! Spousal abuse is no laughing matter!!!

 

Whose taco is this?

 

Not a fan...

 

She is chinese! She is use to chopping up dogs

 

So tired

 

good morning