Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

You should teach lol you would have the best rating on rate my professor

 

On another note, there's been a car sitting in the intersection for 30minutes after rear ending someone. No cops or tow trucks in sight.

 

I hate people that do that shit, get your car out of the damn intersection

 

Gotta love Houston's finest. I'd check local Shipleys parking lots.

 

My Chinese linear algebra teacher has such a strong accent everytime he has said coyote model he says corey morrow

 

Record him!! Lol

 

Come on UPS! You've had my shit on the truck since 2:30 this morning and you still haven't brought them? I'm ready to get the hell out of here!

 

Sounds like UPS to me. I'm accustomed to them showing up at 745pm to deliver my packages. Which is good, because it gives me a chance to run home after work.

 

Well, the office is closed and no UPS guy. I was really wanting to not come in tomorrow. Especially since the fucker won't get here till close to 5:00 again. And UPS can't tell me when the truck will be here either.

 

People in the comments call it cruel but I think this is hilarious but I would imagine it's pretty rough on the wife
http://www.ijreview.com/2014/12/211...s-way-far-wife-thinks-cruelest-thing-toddler/

 

Any mountain bikers here? I got my bike tuned up and will be hitting some trails next week. Memorial Park, Cypresswood and The Anthills are my go-to riding spots.

 

if you were in sa i would say lets go but i dont own a bike, i rent them from the school. my tuition gets the privilege of rock hopper from specialized

 

This might be a little far for you. But try jack Brooks park

 

Found a homeless guy sleeping behind my shop. Or he could be dead.

 

Put him to work!

 

Lol would be a health code violation if i let him in the shop. Nothing to do outside the shop. So no work for him

 

Must be waiting for the train.

 

Morning

 

FRIDAY!!!