Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

They will be antiques by then

 

That's good. He'll be able to bring it up and sell it all at Jambo.

"mint condition"

 

Just saw a funny video on YouTube.

Guy dressed as a nerd hits on chick, she rejects him.

Same guy dressed like a thug, he hits on her and she jacks him off behind a tree.

 

Scripted?

 

Looked legit .. lemme link it

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9UYqiiYT48

 

Those comments are so bad, I think it gave me cancer.

 

I've seen that one. There seems to be a bunch of them now. The gold digger prank is funny also

 

I say yes!

Why?

At least throw those sliders on.

Lol

Probably not cancer, herpes is a definite possibility though.

 

I am at genghis grill with my roommate who is allergic to nuts and he tells the cook about his allergy and he just got his bowl and it was completely covered in peanuts

 

Well duh. A peanut is a legume, not a nut.

 

He looked at the waitress and was like I'm allergic to nuts I can't eat this and she said looks like the cook is trying to kill you

 

Got one door cut and welded up. Gonna finish the other door sometime next week and then its time for paint and install.

 

I like it. I was thinking about getting some tube doors for mine this summer, but now I'm contemplating checking out the junk yards for some doors to hack up

 

I like the half door look more IMO and like how they can still keep out mud somewhat. I found a way to utilize the stock latch and inner door handle although I can't believe it worked lol.

Also found a way to use the stock speakers and wire harness with em as well.

The inside of the door is what's gonna be a PITA. I should've just cut it all out and welded in a flat piece of steel but instead I kept the stock inner skin and just welded up all the indentions and plug holes.

 

If I go that route I think I will keep the tops on the doors and figure out how to mount some sort of door skins to buttons.(kind of like some jeeps have) That way if a freak ran storm comes I wont be soaked.

 

Carbon fiber door panels!