Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

a friend of mine doesnt like the free stuff so he pays for a few sites

 

it was funny he text me and was like are you on brazzers right now? i said why would i respond with my pecker in my hand? apparently brazzers froze the login due to, too many ip addresses on at the same time

 

Got mine in yesterday too.

 

Interesting topic today

 

It's quite the range of topics that keep this thread so lively.

 

Fucking nice! I had to order two, just in case I break another one

 

or make your cousin buy you a new one...

 

People with no job, can't buy. E
new shit lol

 

I can't afford two. Hope this one doesn't break.

 

Give him a job.

 

Well, my other one got slapped across the room. Pimp had was strong that day

 

well that sucks, give him a job at the donut shop lol

it has a warranty lol, it shouldnt break unless you hang out with dennis's cousin who throws them across rooms

 

Lol i don't pay lazy

 

If they are made in china..... everything Break lol

 

so i was digging in the freezer earlier and i found 2 maple bacon donuts and i ate them, they were delicious

 

Lol i never ate a frozen donut before. This could get me free time if I did freeze donuts

 

i froze it all lol, all the kolaches and sandwiches went in the over and donuts went in the microwave, not nearly as good as fresh but still awesome

 

Can you not freeze the dough? I do it when making bread & rolls. I prep them, let them rise, and freeze it.