Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

an hour of my life..
reading..
for the smallest of jokes..

 

21 pages on microsoft word (font size 11, single spaced!) for a pun..

 

Glad I noped out of that after 2 paragraphs

 

Don't talk about Rich like that

 

Make sure you don't cut across your wrist. That's for amateurs , cut long ways with your arm. Fyi

 

Dennis you should get a front splitter

 

Yes

 

I'm giving up on our society, I was just sitting on the shuttle to class and there is a full isle of people standing up and there is a pregnant girl standing next to the dude sitting next to me, (im
Next to the window) I said you should switch with her and he looks at me like that's absurd and finally gets up

 

Dude. Don't be a jerk. He was there first.

 

Fuck me, right?

 

Well, I wouldn't do it the wrong way.

 

Just by the picture, I'm way lower that that thing. If i added more shit to make it lower. I wouldn't be able to drive anywhere lol would also make my car look like a shovel

 

Lmao! Antwon is a dick

 

You can plow driveways when it snows!

 

But how do you know what he likes?

 

Or be a pooper scooper at dog parks

 

You can pick up after Stalker's dog-thing. Stalker will love you.

 

Not after i run the dog over. Then drag it under the car cause it's stuck. Might even high center