Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Judging by that last post I say before 12

 

Thats only 15 minutes away. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt

 

You've been watching too much TV

 

I'm using math and past experience with tequila

Tequila + small guy (no offense buddy <3) + back to back shots = quick ending

 

I stay away from clear. Unless it's in a margarita

 

Too bad I am going to college in Kansas :/ I miss that beautiful place called Houston!! Much warmer than here!

 

I may be able to make that happen.....

 

X2 margarita on the rocks is awesome..but I stay away from that too... Got way too fucked up on that one night.

 

The Blue Margarita from Caliente is ridiculous

 

Only margarita I get is from boomer jacks. They took my keys one night only time my keys have been taken and yeah tequila creeps and once it hits me it hits hard. Only have blacked out a couple times from drinking and every time has been from me ordering patron left and right. Now I can't even stand the smell of tequila.

 

Still going strong! Whoooo hoop.

 

Exactly what I was thinking lmao

 

Ahhhh shit drunk selfies, the party is just beginning

 

Jonathan bring the ginger back with you so he can go to TORR

 

Lady friend is driving me insane. Feels like I'm sleeping next to a woodchipper

 

She's spitting chunks into your hole?

 

That's what I'm sayin

 

She's snoring like a bear

 

You've got 2 options.

1) karate chop in the throat.
2) PIIHB