Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

A certain level of derp must be maintained. If you are not going to be here to provide it, others must step in.

 

We actually wait for youto go to sleep first. Then we come out

 

Ha, I hardly post here especially at 3 am. But I wold have if I knew there was a party going on this morning lol

 

So you let me sit here and talk to myself at 3am?

 

Usually

 

Dick

 

I'm sure some of those voices in your head can be pretty entertaining.

 

Who do you think makes all the derp in the morning. They do!

 

Morning y'all

It was more like "dad's here, gotta go!" *cartoon dust and Dennis disappears*

 

He didn't even come inside! Just came to throw away trash

 

Car flipped over in a car accident on 518 and 35

 

Pics?

 

To far for me to take pictures

 

Doesn't he know that the drive-thru is on the other side?

 

It wouldn't have fit in the window lol

 

"We are going to have to talk about your friend's asshole parking."

 

Good morning everyone

 

Hey! What! Wait! That's me.... What do you mean, I was parked in the lines.

If that damn black truck hadn't parked sideways between Dennis' truck and his minivan, I could have parked there.