Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

You're made of money eh? I thought you made less than $20/hr lol. How you looking at $45k+ trucks?

I need to get on your level lol

 

Platinum or 1794 bro

 

Born to the wrong mom Kase.

 

I make a bit more than that.. and it's not 45k lol

 

Exactly, my parents make plenty to pay for it

 

But you're an intern ? And down here they are lol. I was looking at 2015s the other day and the limited was like $40k. There was a 2015 with a 6" lift for $55k

 

I probably can't afford it, it was just really awesome. I just wanted to drive it to see haha

 

Just till my permanent position kicks in in February. and I still make more than $20 even as an intern, but once I'm permanent it's about a $7-8 an hour raise

 

I tries to get @Large to get with my mom so he could buy my love but he never did it...

 

Send me a pic. Nude if you have it.

I'll see if I can't become a father figure.

 

I just can't keep up in here lol. I swear I thought you were a health insurance salesman or something and made like $17/hr.

Mannnnn.... Y'all suck lol. I'm a baller compared to the average income of my hometown and most people my age but then I come on here and all y'all make stacks.

 

Pimping out your sister AND your mom...something's wrong with you boy...

 

Well. She's married now so she's off the market lol!

 

I used to sell insurance. I work at a larger bank now in technology. I don't make crazy money but more here than I would anywhere else.

 

In my defense... My sister told me to find her a man cause she knows most guys with Tacoma's are somewhat successful

 

Or have successful parents

 

Ahhhh gotcha. Well sorry for coming off as rude lol. I just didn't get how a salesman could afford such nice vehicles. Bank makes it all make since tho!

Gotta do a better job of keeping up in here.

 

Nah you're good. At least you didn't throw out the usual "Must be nice to have rich parents line" lol

 

I thought about it. But then I remembered that anyone can get financing even up to 8 years with shitty credit lol. So you don't need rich parents to go in debt.

Just was trying to figure out if I should look into being a salesman as well

 

True story and no I fucking hated it. Made great money.... when I could make a sale.. Some people can do it, other's can't. I guess I was just one of the one's that couldn't