Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Nathan

 

Must have missed that....or to drunk to remember at the time

 

Oh ya, I remember seeing it now......yes I was drunk the first time

 

Buying a flannel shirt might be the best decision I ever made.

 

If you have a nice beard to go with it, it accents it. I get compliments when I have a beard and wear my flannel shirt.

 

I told the girlfriend that starting November 1st, I'm not shaving until the average temperature is back in the 70s. She said she's gonna leave me. I think she's bluffing. Guess we'll find out.

 

Don't even say anything, just flex your pecks in the flannel shirt and her panties should fly off if my calculations are correct

 

I dunno
if it were me, I'd leave
or threaten to also stop shaving.

 

any guy who dates me knows in advance that I don't like and am not attracted to facial hair.

 

That's how I am. She's alright with stubble but if I go more than about 2-3 weeks Without trimming, she starts threatening to leave me lol.

 

I still have it. They want me to bring it back today but I'll probably just take it to the Toyota dealership and let them deal with it since they said they would.

 

Unless it's Stalker, in which case stubble will get you in trouble lol

 

Anyone wanna buy a PS4?

 

She doesn't even give you the razor. She just starts shaving it while you're sleeping.

 

true

;]

haha Aubrey uses the same razor as me from the dollar shave club already, so I ordered an extra handle for him to use at my place.

 

$5

 

+$395 shipping

 

How about I just pick it up next time I'm down so I don't have to pay shipping?

 

Not an option

 

XBOXFTMFW!