Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I refuse to acknowledge your existence until you change your name

 

You don't need a sway and we will be taking it easy. Still at those easy speeds you're more that likely to see a ditch or tree lol.

It's not like we are hooning around on our sportbikes.

I have a new 860W sitting here for a project that came and went. Since it's a custom box in a taco what are you going to run?

Scam!

Weren't you trading it in for a Tundra or minivan?

You live in Houston. Coffee and Cars the first saturday of every month. The one is December is pretty special as a lot of people organize a toy drive. I usually carry something for the MD Anderson Toy drive sponsored by HPD (Houston Performance Driving).

That looks good, the one I posted with the 20" wheels and rubber band off road tires looked like shit IMO. Midsize is a different kind of bro'd out to full size!

She pretty much opened up the conversation for y'all to have a combined party.
You could have suggested a neutral location. Whatever the case you are tied to her until you child is of legal age and you guys still don't have a binding legal ruling on primary custody; so without co-operation it is going to be years of tugging on both sides.

Because you have to have your pinkies up!

ARB has a crumple zone built in where most others do not. I think this is why they appear longer. Supposedly the approach angle is improved over OE on all their applications.

It's fucking amazing! It's like a cotton candy donut that melts in your mouth.

Yep, there was also one on Bay Area Blvd in Clear Lake. They both closed when they pulled out of the Houston market.

 

Wow that's not cool. Lol

 

What are your thoughts on Not Your Father's Rootbeer?

 

He's the birfday boy. He does what he wants.

 

Nah, he'd just have you towed away, or call the police to have a welfare and alcohol test done, then video it.

 

HA!

 

So,,, take a truck with a hoodline longer than the bed, and add a bumper that extends it even more? I would feel embarrassed to be driving that at the next mall-crawl.

 

I bought more than 3 mixed cases of 22oz Ballast Point (Victory at Sea, Sea Monster, Indra Kunindra), plus some other six packs. I haven;t been drinking much of them since I work fri-sun 12s (or supposed to lol) and am in school mon-thurs.

I'm going to guess its not good since you recommended it and hate KK.

 

Bwahhaha, I could see that too.

 

No bday video?

 

There was a reason why they left. Coming back ain't going to help.... Texas ain't use to that kind of shit lol

 

Just wait for the puffy nipple grabbing

 

Finally learning how to fix that Nissan and keep it on the road??

 

No beer for him.

 

I like krispy kreme..
only ever had it twice
in north Carolina
it was great cuz it was open all night..

 

I'm thought that since you're a fan of sweet donuts, you'd be a fan of diabetus in a bottle.